Media Chase Hooper Post-Fight...

[DougieJones]

WTF is this dude talking about... and WHY??

I don't think I can be a borderline fan of his anymore...






littttle too

 

[Kenny Powerth]

 

[HoiceNJuicy]

Creates the opposite of the greasing effect. All of Chase's opponents feel sticky.

 

[CatchtheseHands]

Idk how I missed that in his post fighter speech. Holy shit he really said that

 

[Serge421]

How is this weird?

 

[Slapjit]

"It's funny to me, damnit"

Mi feel yuh fam

 

[DougieJones]

How is this weird?

IDK what 'goonering' is exactly and will not look it up


I assume it's something weird from the rest of what he said

 

[Plissken]

He should start a fight camp with Crazy Horse (who said the power in his punches come from cranking his wang) and that one Japanese fighter that also said the same thing, call themselves The Goonies.

 

[KID Yamamoto]

Is it such a crime for a man to be honest?

 

[Sean Chowdhury]

IDK what 'goonering' is exactly and will not look it up


I assume it's something weird from the rest of what he said

gooning is hardcore jerking off till your arm gets tired basically

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I have zero idea what these cringy zoomers are even talking about these days.

 

[Shaolin Alan]

He can join Jiri & the Boyz for a Diddy Party

 

[jeff7b9]

IDK what 'goonering' is exactly and will not look it up


I assume it's something weird from the rest of what he said

I have zero idea what these cringy zoomers are even talking about these days.

Five knuckle shuffle.

Cleaning out the pipes

Milking the bull

Firing the Canon

 

[DougieJones]

gooning is hardcore jerking off till your arm gets tired basically

Oh ok



I call that a Friday night

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

How is this weird?

Talking about your masturbatory habits to an audience of millions is weird in almost every social context.

 

[payton]

Semen retention is another bro-science right wing bullshit. Having sex is healthy and normal and you shouldn't feel depressed every time you ejaculate because it will literally cause actual symptoms of depression out of a placebo effect caused by you counting ejaculation a failure for your self worth.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Silly little sausage plonker
Learn how to grow some facial hair and get a tattoo like the cool kids or something

 

[SamuraiBro]

Zoomer ahh response

 

[DougieJones]

Chase should've walked out to this

 

[Axe720]

We all said dumb stuff when we were his age. Thank goodness mine never reached an audience of millions.