News Chael Sonnen in trouble, hit with 11 criminal charges, including a felony for strangulation

[Krokodil]

Damn, you always find a way to put up a poll for anything, don't you?

Gotta ride that plat while it lasts.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Damn 2 in 1 day

 

[MigitAs]

Chael is gonna win this one and stay undefeated in the cage and in court

It's not Chael's fault that those idiots insulted Chael's wife and then made the cardinal sin of getting too close to Chael.

He can’t let you get close.

 

[MarleyLynx]

"defending the honor of his wife" is the stupidest reason i can think of to get yourself some assault charges.

It's something only men would understand

 

[estranged]

The article I read said he was intoxicated but personally idk if he was or wasn't. I have to imagine that if Chael really did try and fight a group of people he wasn't sober.

From what I’ve heard over the years he doesn’t even drink

 

[azhiker]

I'm not even fond of Chael but he will get a slap on the hand for this. He just needs to lawyer up. ESPN will await the outcome but he is safe for now.

 

[Dionysian]

"Strangulation" is not a criminal charge

 

[VinceArch]

Chael is being awarded his 2nd degree black belt tonight. I wish he had taken BJJ more seriously earlier in his career, still though a hell of an accomplishment.

 

[modulus]

If only he brought that intensity to the ring. Well, like a lot of his right wing political brethren, he's used to going to court - also, he's better in situations where he can run his mouth (in court, as a TV personality, as a politician/criminal).

 

[PD4838]

Most smart people keep quiet before a trial.

Except the example you gave is dumb as a rock. Hes a dip shlt on almost all levels, prior to this past incident.

 

[regmma123]

fake news. all will be dismissed. Nobody wants it with the Oregon Gangster.

Sounds about as badass as The Duke of Delaware

 

[kingmob6]

Chael is doing god's work slapping all these drunk idiots.

The lady's honor must be defended at all costs.

 

[Fergelmince]

Except the example you gave is dumb as a rock. Hes a dip shlt on almost all levels, prior to this past incident.

no shit

 

[AdamWarlock]

those chael memes aren't even funny

 

[flairleguccijoints]

"Strangulation" is not a criminal charge

Just be quiet if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Nev. Rev. Stat. Ann. § § 200.485, 193.130

Under NRS 200.481(h), strangulation is defined as intentionally stopping or decreasing normal breathing or blood flow of another person by putting pressure on the throat or blocking airways, which could result in death in serious injury.

Battery by strangulation is absolutely a criminal statute in Neveda, it’s typically charged in domestic violence cases.
Smdh….

 

[chardog]

Except the example you gave is dumb as a rock. Hes a dip shlt on almost all levels, prior to this past incident.

most certain it was a joke

 

[campbecc]

they are probably just hoping to settle out of court

 

[Arrrrgh]

I mean how hard is it to not get drunk and fight people?

 

[PD4838]

I

most certain it was a joke

That makes more sense,sure to God hope so, Im on pain meds for a shoulder injury so my bad.

 

[PD4838]

no shit

My bad, i gotcha