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Cat Zingano teeped a dude at a fight party a couple of months ago

sounds like fake news

she is a nobody now
she was harassing a teenager called Mr Sage Northcutt a year ago
 
Sherdog'sOfficialBlackMan said:
I knew you guys would show up eventually.
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? people that can spell simple words? you mean like, everyone except people like you?

how can you not spell description fam. like i'm not even trolling anymore i'm genuinely curious how you botched that. description is one of the first words anyone learning english is exposed to and it's not an uncommon or rare word, either

like i don't get it bro
 
RTL said:
I don't know what 'teep' means, and I didn't understand the other half of your post either.

Don't quit your day job, TS--relaying stories isn't your strong suit.
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Muay Thai push kick, casual confirmed?
 
That guy mustve been super drunk.. definitely not just a little teepsy.
 
It's stupid how people use being drunk as an excuse to do things they normally wouldn't. And then they apologize for it, as if they had no control over themselves. If you can't handle you alcohol don't drink.
 
Rum said:
On Junkie Radio today:

She was at a fight party with a bunch of folks at some dude's house and the guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".

She decides to leave at some point and gets her kid and this dude yells across the room, "Hey, don't forget your hammer!" and he's holding a toy version of Thor's hammer from the Marvel movies which the kid was playing with earlier, but when he comes over to give it to to them the dude - apparently thinking the hammer is just a toy which can't hurt - hits Cat on the head with it.

Turns out the hammer is actually pretty solid and while it doesn't do any hardcore damage it hurts enough to be the straw that breaks the dumb drunk camel's back for Cat, so she teeps the annoying motherfucker across the room. Then she sees that the clumsy imbecile had also stood on her kid's toe, so she bends down to attend to her kid who's now upset, but the drunk fuckstick shoots on her - again, so clueless that he thinks he's being playful - so she deals to him for that too.

Apparently the next day the dude was super apologetic and vowed to quit drinking, but to be honest I kind of zoned out from the end of the story because I had gotten distracted by this:

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This chick hasn't fought in like forever...she's totally irrelevant now...
 
Rum said:
guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".
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sherbro for sure
 
Rum said:
On Junkie Radio today:

She was at a fight party with a bunch of folks at some dude's house and the guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".

She decides to leave at some point and gets her kid and this dude yells across the room, "Hey, don't forget your hammer!" and he's holding a toy version of Thor's hammer from the Marvel movies which the kid was playing with earlier, but when he comes over to give it to to them the dude - apparently thinking the hammer is just a toy which can't hurt - hits Cat on the head with it.

Turns out the hammer is actually pretty solid and while it doesn't do any hardcore damage it hurts enough to be the straw that breaks the dumb drunk camel's back for Cat, so she teeps the annoying motherfucker across the room. Then she sees that the clumsy imbecile had also stood on her kid's toe, so she bends down to attend to her kid who's now upset, but the drunk fuckstick shoots on her - again, so clueless that he thinks he's being playful - so she deals to him for that too.

Apparently the next day the dude was super apologetic and vowed to quit drinking, but to be honest I kind of zoned out from the end of the story because I had gotten distracted by this:

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If popping dress is what it sounds like, she should have cup checked him.
 
RTL said:
I don't know what 'teep' means, and I didn't understand the other half of your post either.

Don't quit your day job, TS--relaying stories isn't your strong suit.
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You have 6000 posts on sherdog and you don’t have a basic knowledge of striking in MMA?
 
Shenti said:
? people that can spell simple words? you mean like, everyone except people like you?

how can you not spell description fam. like i'm not even trolling anymore i'm genuinely curious how you botched that. description is one of the first words anyone learning english is exposed to and it's not an uncommon or rare word, either

like i don't get it bro
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{<jordan}

You can’t possibly be this mad at a misspelled word on the internet.

I sense there is a deeper issue.

What’s really going on my man? I’m here for you.
 
Cecil Peoples scores it as a UD for the party guy.
 
Rum said:
On Junkie Radio today:

She was at a fight party with a bunch of folks at some dude's house and the guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".

She decides to leave at some point and gets her kid and this dude yells across the room, "Hey, don't forget your hammer!" and he's holding a toy version of Thor's hammer from the Marvel movies which the kid was playing with earlier, but when he comes over to give it to to them the dude - apparently thinking the hammer is just a toy which can't hurt - hits Cat on the head with it.

Turns out the hammer is actually pretty solid and while it doesn't do any hardcore damage it hurts enough to be the straw that breaks the dumb drunk camel's back for Cat, so she teeps the annoying motherfucker across the room. Then she sees that the clumsy imbecile had also stood on her kid's toe, so she bends down to attend to her kid who's now upset, but the drunk fuckstick shoots on her - again, so clueless that he thinks he's being playful - so she deals to him for that too.

Apparently the next day the dude was super apologetic and vowed to quit drinking, but to be honest I kind of zoned out from the end of the story because I had gotten distracted by this:

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Cat Zingano could literally read War and Peace and I'd still want to fuck the ever-loving shit out of her. She's something else.
 
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