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On Junkie Radio today:
She was at a fight party with a bunch of folks at some dude's house and the guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".
She decides to leave at some point and gets her kid and this dude yells across the room, "Hey, don't forget your hammer!" and he's holding a toy version of Thor's hammer from the Marvel movies which the kid was playing with earlier, but when he comes over to give the hammer to them the dude - apparently thinking the hammer is just a toy which can't hurt - hits Cat on the head with it.
Turns out the hammer is actually pretty solid and while it doesn't do any hardcore damage it hurts enough to be the straw that breaks the dumb drunk camel's back for Cat, so she teeps the annoying motherfucker across the room. (EDIT: Turns out I originally missed the bit where she round-kicked this dope in the stomach too.) Then she sees that the clumsy imbecile had also stood on her kid's toe, so she bends down to attend to her kid who's now upset, but the drunk fuckstick shoots on her - again, so clueless that he thinks he's being playful - so she deals to him for that too.
Apparently the next day the dude was super apologetic and vowed to quit drinking, but to be honest I kind of zoned out from the end of the story because I had gotten distracted by this:
EDIT: Link is now up (thanks to TITS).
She was at a fight party with a bunch of folks at some dude's house and the guy was acting like a childish fuckstick at various times throughout the evening, hollering her name randomly, touching her annoyingly, popping her dress and doing the typical sort of irritating attention-seeking, lame elementary school-level harassment that guys with zero game embarrassingly think is "flirting".
She decides to leave at some point and gets her kid and this dude yells across the room, "Hey, don't forget your hammer!" and he's holding a toy version of Thor's hammer from the Marvel movies which the kid was playing with earlier, but when he comes over to give the hammer to them the dude - apparently thinking the hammer is just a toy which can't hurt - hits Cat on the head with it.
Turns out the hammer is actually pretty solid and while it doesn't do any hardcore damage it hurts enough to be the straw that breaks the dumb drunk camel's back for Cat, so she teeps the annoying motherfucker across the room. (EDIT: Turns out I originally missed the bit where she round-kicked this dope in the stomach too.) Then she sees that the clumsy imbecile had also stood on her kid's toe, so she bends down to attend to her kid who's now upset, but the drunk fuckstick shoots on her - again, so clueless that he thinks he's being playful - so she deals to him for that too.
Apparently the next day the dude was super apologetic and vowed to quit drinking, but to be honest I kind of zoned out from the end of the story because I had gotten distracted by this:
EDIT: Link is now up (thanks to TITS).
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