Caravan (trailer) parks

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Currently on holidays at my cabin which is in a caravan park up the beach (trailer park for you yanks). Highlights so far:

- Impending title fight between the resident drunk woman and the new single mum of 5, issue being the flirting of the single mum with resident drunks boyfriend. FWIW I’ll have the single mum by early TKO, she looks like she goes well.

- One resident got beat up by his girlfriend and drove home drunk at 2:30 am, he returned the next day and all seems to be well

- Drinking before noon most days

- Barmaid with the huge tits at the pub next door

- Doing fuck all for two weeks

Anyone stay in a park, funny stories pls. Also inb4 you sound poor and no pics of any females mentioned.

Also not meant to tease you who are locked down, I’m thinking of you good cunts and hope you’re doing well.

 

[Randlewand]

Trailer park like white trash? Or caravan like gypsies? Tony Iommi bless

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Trailer park like white trash? Or caravan like gypsies? Tony Iommi bless

Just holiday makers mate, were limited to 100 days a year so no one can live here.

But yes trailer trash as well ha ha

 

[Zer]

Can you at least draw us a pic of the barmaids tits?

 

[Fluffernutter]

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Can you at least draw us a pic of the barmaids tits?

What I would say is that she’s a curvier Denise Richards, not as hot but along similar lines.

Anyway why would you want to see tits ha ha

 

[Thrawn33]

 

[Henry Swanson]

Do you like dags?

 

[Legumes]

Find yourself a shirt with a breast pocket and pop your smartphone in there making sure you have the outward facing camera in the proper orientation so you can record the next fight that breaks out for us. We won't give you shit for vertical video either because that's the only way the pocket is going to work without modification.

 

[mb23100]

Pic of "cabin"

 

[Slobodan]

Currently on holidays at my cabin which is in a caravan park up the beach (trailer park for you yanks). Highlights so far:

- Impending title fight between the resident drunk woman and the new single mum of 5, issue being the flirting of the single mum with resident drunks boyfriend. FWIW I’ll have the single mum by early TKO, she looks like she goes well.

- One resident got beat up by his girlfriend and drove home drunk at 2:30 am, he returned the next day and all seems to be well

- Drinking before noon most days

- Barmaid with the huge tits at the pub next door

- Doing fuck all for two weeks

Anyone stay in a park, funny stories pls. Also inb4 you sound poor and no pics of any females mentioned.

Also not meant to tease you who are locked down, I’m thinking of you good cunts and hope you’re doing well.

Never seen a caravan park but in year 6 we took a 3 day school trip to Canberra and stayed in a cabin area. Kangaroos came to visit in the morning, that's all I've got.

 

[William Huggins]

Last time I was on a caravan park was 38 years ago in South of France.......

 

[Contempt]

Never seen a caravan park but in year 6 we took a 3 day school trip to Canberra and stayed in a cabin area. Kangaroos came to visit in the morning, that's all I've got.

You should really visit one. Caravan parks are the natural habitat of the Australian native bogan. Truly a majestic creature which can be easily identified by their flowing manes (mullet) flannel shirt, stubbie of VB and packet of winnie blues.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Find yourself a shirt with a breast pocket and pop your smartphone in there making sure you have the outward facing camera in the proper orientation so you can record the next fight that breaks out for us. We won't give you shit for vertical video either because that's the only way the pocket is going to work without modification.

Good plan but you don’t wear shirts in a caravan park, that would immediately look sus

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

You should really visit one. Caravan parks are the natural habitat of the Australian native bogan. Truly a majestic creature which can be easily identified by their flowing manes (mullet) flannel shirt, stubbie of VB and packet of winnie blues.

You know me don’t you?

 

[sakfjgadsyukgf]

Help me as a 'yank' understand. Sure, we have trailer parks here- but one doesn't go to them to vacation/'holiday' as you put it? Like yes, there's all manner of white trash activity going on there as you describe- so obviously not a vacation destination.....?

Do you Aussies just go on 'holiday' to trailer parks? Why? How does that even work, is there like one trailer being rented on Airbnb or something?

 

[Uber_Noober]

You should really visit one. Caravan parks are the natural habitat of the Australian native bogan. Truly a majestic creature which can be easily identified by their flowing manes (mullet) flannel shirt, stubbie of VB and packet of winnie blues.

Is a mullet also called a Canadian passport down under?

 

[Uber_Noober]

Sounds like a lively time TS, I’m envious actually

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Help me as a 'yank' understand. Sure, we have trailer parks here- but one doesn't go to them to vacation/'holiday' as you put it? Like yes, there's all manner of white trash activity going on there as you describe- so obviously not a vacation destination.....?

Do you Aussies just go on 'holiday' to trailer parks? Why? How does that even work, is there like one trailer being rented on Airbnb or something?

Ok so this park is right on the beach, we’re limited to 100 days a year so no one lives here, it’s just for holidays. We own our cabin but body corporate fees are like $5k, and we can’t sublet unfortunately.

It’s a vacation destination of sorts, depends what you’re looking for. Not resort style with swim up bars but it’s fun all the same!

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Sounds like a lively time TS, I’m envious actually

If you’re a snob you won’t like it, but if you’re a down to earth type it’s a great time I reckon