Captain Kirk is going to space again

[eighterumg5]

You being a miserable git, you mean? It's not me going up there, and I haven't ever met Shatner so it isn't like you kicked my mum in the face. It's Friday, fuck knows who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, Deirdre.

 

[Karl_Hungus]

 

[ThulsaDooom]

I have my fingers crossed Bezos lives long enough to make it to Mars only to be viciously devoured by a new life form. I'll also settle for Elon Musk.

Would be kind of a sick headstone though. "First man an alien ate and shat out."

 

[fingercuffs]

It's a real shame that people are so miserable on this forum. I hope you make up for it in bed. Jesus.

 

[RogerB08]

Hope he enjoys his ride in the giant space penis.