Captain Chris close combat dvd's

[MMA since 1993]

after watching he olympics, late night this infomercial came on. is it possible to learn good moves with this system, it kinda looked like something bas would teach.

 

[Jake Martin]

This guy is a fucking joke. Sign up for his newsletter, he'll keep sending you 'free tips'. Then, after a few weeks of not-responding, you'll get this gem of an email:

Hi [name]

I've got a problem that maybe you could help me with...

Over the past several days, I've been sending you TONS of articles,
video lessons, commentary, and other good stuff.

All that AND the opportunity to try my COMPLETE Close Combat
Training package absolutely risk free!

Why haven't you taken me up on this offer?

Because frankly, I'm puzzled.

I thought you wanted to learn how to be a dominant Alpha male.

I thought you wanted to learn how to physically dominate, humiliate,
or even KILL anyone who screws with you (or threatens your family!)

Listen, if you're not interested anymore...That's cool. Continue to be
a pussy, I couldn't care less.

But if you do what to become one of us...The time is NOW.

Close Combat - World Leader In Self Defense

You won't be disappointed (And even if you are, you don't have to keep it!)

Fear No Man,

Captain Chris

PS. Holy crapola...stop procratinatin' and get going! >>>

Close Combat - World Leader In Self Defense

He just suddenly turns angry and calls you a pussy. It cracks me up.

In short: No.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Captain Chris? Sounds like a lame kids TV show character. At least Matt Furey has a cool sounding name.

It scares me that there are people out there selling this crap.

 

[Jubacat]

Is it me or does his pic look like Frank Shamrock?

What really sold me was his title of "World Leader In Self Defense."

 

[erock]

"...and has black belts in 5 different martial arts—including karate, judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu."

Anyone know who he trained under for BJJ?

 

[showdown]

lol you go to close it and, "WAIT!"

 

[Volund]

Even though it costs $14,987.00 per lesson to learn this system in my private school... I have just "arranged" it so you can learn this advanced combat system in the privacy of your own home... FREE.

That's a lot of money for a lesson. This MUST be an effective system.

 

[Lunch Box]

This train is bound for glory...

 

[greyberry]

WoW!!!!!

that was sooo..... well it was so something.....

I always love reading all the ads like the captain chris one, talking up the virtues and hidden secrets of a program secretly taught to military groups etc...

I almost fell off my chair when he was saying that a Front Kick and reverse punch are more difficult than running.....

I can't run worth a cent but I sure as hell know I can front kick the shit of someone

 

[Brooklyn]

Homeboy is getting paid. So payde.

 

[Too Defensive**]

what he is teaching is nothing new

 

[Courter44]

Reading that was ridiculous. Amazing two hit combo guaranteed to shatter your opponent's jaw every time. Whatever you say, Chris.

 

[stllmn8j]

I love the warning

WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Have Moral, Ethical Or Religious Reasons Against Hurting (Or Even Killing) Someone Who Violently Attacks You, Your Wife Or Your Kids

 

[stllmn8j]

His story about how he learned this system is great too

However, despite all his martial arts training and awards, several years ago Captain Chris and his wife were attacked in a vicious road-rage incident that left him beaten within an inch of his life.

Broken, humiliated and mad as hell, he realized true self defense has nothing to do with "martial arts"... and martial arts was actually getting people hurt, crippled and even killed on the streets.

Scraping together what little money he had, and calling in every military favor he could find, Captain Chris travelled the world in search of the "perfect" fighting style that would work for anyone—regardless of size, speed or experience.

After several years abroad, and training under everyone from the violent Arabian assassins in Egypt to the last remaining Samurai in Japan, Captain Chris ran into an old, grizzled WW2 vet in Britain and discovered what he was searching for:

"Close Combat Training"

Close Combat Training (CCT) was once used to kill nazis and elite Japanese soldiers during WW2, north Korean communists during the Korean War and to do the CIA's "dirty work" in Vietnam.

However, due to its violating hundreds of international "brutality" agreements, Washington politicians ordered the military to stop teaching it to their soldiers after Vietnam.

Captain Chris is not offering this special, limited time deal because he's a "nice guy." He simply knows—from his high level government and military sources—the United States (and most Western countries) are going to morph into something that won't be easily recognized in the next few years.

Captain Chris knows that with the explosion of criminal illegal alien gangs allowed to freely roam big cities like LA, Chicago and New York... international terrorists basically invited in by the liberal socialists in Washington... and far left wing politicians in Congress passing laws that empower dangerous criminals and castrate civilians... knowing how to hurt, cripple and even kill someone trying to attack your family is no longer a luxury—it's crucial.

 

[caelitus]

In a REAL fight... when your adrenaline and emotions rage out of control... it's impossible to perform the complicated kicks, strikes and throws taught in 99% of martial arts.

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

so basically his fighting style is useless as well :wink:

 

[Stinkyoldman**]

captian chris vs Fedor teaming up with lesnar


DAMN Dana you should put him on a ufc card

Captain chris vs Everybody

 

[Stinkyoldman**]

Wasent there a lieutenant X that was selling gorilla grappling that combined the ken shamrock ankle lock with the royce gracie choke holds and matt hughes excuse me CRAZY matt hughes SLAM!!!


Or was that Reggie warren????

 

[PRIDE.FC]

no 1 probably he talks such shit he said he trained with assassins and navy seal

 

[PRIDE.FC]

Wasent there a lieutenant X that was selling gorilla grappling that combined the ken shamrock ankle lock with the royce gracie choke holds and matt hughes excuse me CRAZY matt hughes SLAM!!!


Or was that Reggie warren????

its the same guy lol lt X is captain chris he must have been promoted by field marshall Z

 

[Erdrickgr]

There's a half dozen threads on this clown over at Bullshido, if you're interested.