Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[idrankyourbeer]

He should be charged for that absurdly long torso.

he should be charged just for drinking light beer and wearing skinny jeans

 

[HOLA]

heres his whole "how to overthrow a democracy" powerpoint:

https://web.archive.org/web/2021071...om/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/voter-fraud.pdf

This shit is fucking INSANE lmao.

I love their "money trails" on page 18. It's like something a paranoid schizophrenic would pin to his wall.

I was already familiar with the Italian space lasers and the ghost of Hugo Chavez, but apparently The UK, Spain and Cuba were in on it as well! And Gina, of course.

Why the fuck did they want to use an astronaut to head the task force to overturn the election? Is this related to the Italian space lasers?!

"Options for Jan 6th" basically mirrors a lot of John Eastman's plan:

At the end, [Pence] announces that because of the ongoing disputes in the 7 States, there are no electors that can be deemed validly appointed in those States. That means the total number of “electors appointed”—the language of the 12th Amendment—is 454. This reading of the 12th Amendment has also been advanced by Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe (here). A “majority of the electors appointed” would therefore be 228. There are at this point 232 votes for Trump, 222 votes for Biden. Pence then gavels President Trump as re-elected.

Howls, of course, from the Democrats, who now claim, contrary to Tribe’s prior position, that 270 is required. So Pence says, fine. Pursuant to the 12th Amendment, no candidate has achieved the necessary majority. That sends the matter to the House, where the “the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote.…” Republicans currently control 26 of the state delegations, the bare majority needed to win that vote. President Trump is re-elected there as well.

And 40% of the country just shrugs their shoulders, ready to vote for him again in 2024.

 

[HOLA]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ca...us-capitol-riot-flees-belarus-2021-12-11/?utm

WASHINGTON, Dec 10 (Reuters) - A California man charged with assaulting police in the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol and using a metal barricade as a battering ram has fled the United States and is believed to have taken refuge in Belarus, federal prosecutors said on Friday.

Evan Neumann, 49, was indicted on Friday on 14 criminal counts stemming from the deadly Capitol siege by supporters of then-President Donald Trump, expanding on charges originally contained in a criminal complaint filed against Neumann in March.

Neumann, of Mill Valley, California, near San Francisco, was seen in video footage donning a gas mask while standing near police in front of barricades set up at the base of the West Front of the Capitol Building, prosecutors said in a statement.

According to documents filed in the case, Neumann later removes his gas mask and shouts at the police, "I'm willing to die, are you?" before he physically assaults several officers and rushes into them using a barricade as a battering ram.


Neumann, who has yet to make a court appearance in the case, fled from the United States on Feb. 16 and "is currently believed to be in Belarus," the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia said in a statement.

According to an account published by news outlet the Daily Beast, Neumann was featured last month in a Belarusian state television special titled "Goodbye, America," recounting his journey to the former Soviet republic and its capital, Minsk.

He said on the program that he was seeking political asylum in Belarus because the United States, in his opinion, is no longer a country of law and order, the Daily Beast reported.

Dude tries to take part in the overthrowing of an election, assaults police officers, then laments the decline of law and order in the U.S. What a fucking goofball!

 

[FIMN]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ca...us-capitol-riot-flees-belarus-2021-12-11/?utm

WASHINGTON, Dec 10 (Reuters) - A California man charged with assaulting police in the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol and using a metal barricade as a battering ram has fled the United States and is believed to have taken refuge in Belarus, federal prosecutors said on Friday.

Evan Neumann, 49, was indicted on Friday on 14 criminal counts stemming from the deadly Capitol siege by supporters of then-President Donald Trump, expanding on charges originally contained in a criminal complaint filed against Neumann in March.

Neumann, of Mill Valley, California, near San Francisco, was seen in video footage donning a gas mask while standing near police in front of barricades set up at the base of the West Front of the Capitol Building, prosecutors said in a statement.

According to documents filed in the case, Neumann later removes his gas mask and shouts at the police, "I'm willing to die, are you?" before he physically assaults several officers and rushes into them using a barricade as a battering ram.


Neumann, who has yet to make a court appearance in the case, fled from the United States on Feb. 16 and "is currently believed to be in Belarus," the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia said in a statement.

According to an account published by news outlet the Daily Beast, Neumann was featured last month in a Belarusian state television special titled "Goodbye, America," recounting his journey to the former Soviet republic and its capital, Minsk.

He said on the program that he was seeking political asylum in Belarus because the United States, in his opinion, is no longer a country of law and order, the Daily Beast reported.

Dude tries to take part in the overthrowing of an election, assaults police officers, then laments the decline of law and order in the U.S. What a fucking goofball!

And flees to Belarus, the shining beacon of democracy and free speech.

Awesome

 

[Strychnine]

And flees to Belarus, the shining beacon of democracy and free speech.

Awesome

Here's what will happen...

Belarus will bleed him dry and once the money is gone, he'll be given a mandatory free ride back to the U.S. with a black bag over his head and zip-tie cuffs on his hands all courtesy of the Belarusian Government.

 

[FIMN]

Here's what will happen...

Belarus will bleed him dry and once the money is gone, he'll be given a mandatory free ride back to the U.S. with a black bag over his head and zip-tie cuffs on his hands all courtesy of the Belarusian Government.

Freedom all round.

 

[Strychnine]

Man wants ankle monitor removed because it interferes with leg day.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Man wants ankle monitor removed because it interferes with leg day.

awww the poor wittle maga muppet doeesnt like wearing an ankle monitor.

if he wants his ankle monitor taken off then he can be put in his cell while he waits to be sentenced.


DOOLIN, Joshua Christopher

Assaulting, Resisting or Impeding Certain Officers or Employees; Aiding and Abetting

Theft of Government Property

Restricted Building or Grounds without Lawful Authority

Violent Entry and Disorderly Conduct on Capitol Grounds

lol and he pleads not guiity to the charges. do these fucking short bus retards not understand that they are all on video? do they not understand what cellphone pings are? was that really just his stunt double, stealing that dumb little jacket of his and then flying across the country to bring it to an insurrection? are these maga muppets purposely wasting the courts time trying to get a harsher sentence? if anything, this idiot should be praying for prosecutors to offer him a plea deal but they wont even have to when this case is pretty clear cut.

hell, lots of these retards only got caught just because of their own videos and pictures they took when they were storming the capitol, and then they went and shared them on social media only to get snitched out by their so-called friends.

they couldnt keep their mouths shut, or at least turn off their cellphones or leave them in the hotel room before they went around committing crimes. most of the shit they recorded and shared will even be used against them in court. rioting against their own government was the coolest thing these chuds have ever done in their pathetic little lives.

this dude attacked a police officer and wants to try to play dumb. hopefully the judge smokes him good on sentencing day. law & order baby! blue lives matter! back the blue!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lol they just found an AR-15 hidden away in that chuds house last week too. they can go to jail immediately just for having guns on the premesis while out on bond. his wife is taking the responsibility for it though to try to save his butthole from prison

 

[Strychnine]

lol they just found an AR-15 hidden away in that chuds house last week too. they can go to jail immediately just for having guns on the premesis while out on bond. his wife is taking the responsibility for it though to try to save his butthole from prison

"Only the best people!"

 

[andnowweknow]

January 6 committee releases resolution recommending holding Meadows in contempt of Congress

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/poli...ee-contempt-of-congress-resolution/index.html



Happy to see the committee holding these traitorous bums accountable.

 

[Strychnine]

Toughest sentence yet for any Capitol rioter: over 5 years

"WASHINGTON (AP) — A Capitol rioter who attacked police officers working to hold back the angry pro-Trump mob on Jan. 6 was sentenced Friday to more than five years behind bars, the most so far for anyone sentenced in the insurrection.

Robert Palmer, 54, of Largo, Florida, wept as he told U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan that he recently watched a video of his actions that day and could not believe what he was seeing.

“Your honor. I’m really really ashamed of what I did,” he said through tears.

A college student who posted online that “Infamy is just as good as fame” after she climbed through a broken window at Capitol was sentenced to a month in jail for her actions. Gracyn Courtright, 23, of Hurricane, West Virginia, didn't injure anyone, though, and her sentence reflected that.

But Palmer made his way to the front line during the chaos and started to attack, throwing a wooden plank, spraying a fire extinguisher, then hurling it when it was done. He rooted around for other objects, prosecutors said. He was briefly pepper-sprayed by police before he attacked officers again with a pole. He pleaded guilty to attacking officers.

Palmer said in a handwritten letter to the judge that he felt betrayed by Trump and his allies who fed them conspiracy theories. "

Toughest sentence yet for any Capitol rioter: over 5 years (yahoo.com)

 

[jefferz]

Toughest sentence yet for any Capitol rioter: over 5 years

"WASHINGTON (AP) — A Capitol rioter who attacked police officers working to hold back the angry pro-Trump mob on Jan. 6 was sentenced Friday to more than five years behind bars, the most so far for anyone sentenced in the insurrection.

Robert Palmer, 54, of Largo, Florida, wept as he told U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan that he recently watched a video of his actions that day and could not believe what he was seeing.

“Your honor. I’m really really ashamed of what I did,” he said through tears.

A college student who posted online that “Infamy is just as good as fame” after she climbed through a broken window at Capitol was sentenced to a month in jail for her actions. Gracyn Courtright, 23, of Hurricane, West Virginia, didn't injure anyone, though, and her sentence reflected that.

But Palmer made his way to the front line during the chaos and started to attack, throwing a wooden plank, spraying a fire extinguisher, then hurling it when it was done. He rooted around for other objects, prosecutors said. He was briefly pepper-sprayed by police before he attacked officers again with a pole. He pleaded guilty to attacking officers.

Palmer said in a handwritten letter to the judge that he felt betrayed by Trump and his allies who fed them conspiracy theories. "

Toughest sentence yet for any Capitol rioter: over 5 years (yahoo.com)

but he did it in self defense!

 

[PEB]

Mitch McConnell is putting up his finger in the air to see where the wind is blowing. The last few days he issued contradictory statements about his opinion on the 1/6 committee. People are calling people who say one thing on camera but do a completely different thing off camera are TACOS Trumpers Are On Camera only lol.

 

[Strychnine]

but he did it in self defense!

Yeah "Patriot" Bob is the victim....


GET THE FUDGE OUTTA HERE WITH THAT MESS!

 

[Strychnine]

Ah, Jimmy Pesto... We hardly knew ye...


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot

"The “Mr. Show” and “Anchorman” actor will no longer be voicing the character of Jimmy Pesto Sr. on Fox’s animated hit after he was allegedly spotted at the Jan. 6 insurrection."






“I’m no detective, but I do know Jay. He said he was there. And that’s him in the picture. So…” Cassandra Church, an actress who worked alongside Johnston on the show Harmontown, tweeted in March. Spencer Crittenden, another former Harmontown colleague of Johnston’s, wrote that the actor’s “also a craven Trump supporter and was there at the time” in a since-deleted tweet.

Tim Heidecker, an actor and comedy writer who guest-starred on Bob’s Burgers, tweeted that he had “fully confirmed through reliable sources” that the man in the FBI poster was Johnston and added “it’s Jay.” Heidecker subsequently deleted the posts because, he said, his tweet “was a reply to someone who asked and shouldn’t be used as some kind of official source of information or verification.”


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot (thedailybeast.com)

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Everyone wanted to tell trump to tell everyone to go home and not storm the capitol. Now they be like, oh, it was nothing.
Lock these fuckers up for a while.

 

[PEB]

I hear from more old school Reagan age Republicans who show up to vote for elections want the stench of Trump gone from the party. These people have deep pockets and vote at every election and will not go democrat really hate Trump and are tire of the circus. They see him causing voters to walk away from voting if things don't go the way they want.

 

[danny23]

Have a good laugh at both Trump and his MIGA retards. Let them rot.

 

[Jar of Flies]

Ah, Jimmy Pesto... We hardly knew ye...


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot

"The “Mr. Show” and “Anchorman” actor will no longer be voicing the character of Jimmy Pesto Sr. on Fox’s animated hit after he was allegedly spotted at the Jan. 6 insurrection."






“I’m no detective, but I do know Jay. He said he was there. And that’s him in the picture. So…” Cassandra Church, an actress who worked alongside Johnston on the show Harmontown, tweeted in March. Spencer Crittenden, another former Harmontown colleague of Johnston’s, wrote that the actor’s “also a craven Trump supporter and was there at the time” in a since-deleted tweet.

Tim Heidecker, an actor and comedy writer who guest-starred on Bob’s Burgers, tweeted that he had “fully confirmed through reliable sources” that the man in the FBI poster was Johnston and added “it’s Jay.” Heidecker subsequently deleted the posts because, he said, his tweet “was a reply to someone who asked and shouldn’t be used as some kind of official source of information or verification.”


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot (thedailybeast.com)

Lol that’s kinda funny considering I can picture Jimmy Pesto being a MAGA idiot.