Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[Deleted member 555403]

inb4 "CRT isn't a real thing"

which will later change to "People against CRT are against teaching history!"

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

Why are these guys getting such short sentences for high treason? If you really want this to never happen again you have to be stern. Life sentences without the possibility of parole should be the minimum sentence with the death penalty for the guys who were trying to assassinate AOC.

 

[The Reed]

1984 brain washing.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i doubt that critical race theory is the only thing being being force fed to these maga muppets in jail. don't drop the soap!

 

[Simple Southerner]

Huge if true

 

[Yehudim]

Hilarious. I'm all for the punishment of prisoners.

 

[MicroBrew]

While I have no sympathy for these idiots, seems like somebody is ripping off China's re-education camp playbook.

Alleged Capitol rioters say they were 'force fed' critical race theory in jail | TheHill

I am going to remain skeptical of their claims. Because the anti CRT crowd have accused schools, without evidence , they were teaching it.

These Jan 6th stormers have been playing their sympathy card for a long time now, and jumping on the anti CRT bandwagon will rile up the GOP base and endear them to a larger portion of the conservative base.

 

[forum poster]

Nice

 

[Confucamus]

If this is true, I’m not quite sure how racist literature like that has to do with somebody’s rehabilitation.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

I’m imaging this dude with his eye lids pulled open Clockwork Orange style being forced to watch videos about racial inclusion lol

 

[Deleted member 555403]

If this is true

I'll help you out, budddy.

It's not true

 

[CantCucktheTuck]

I have no doubt D.C. jails/prisons teach CRT. Probably offer early release for completion of the course.

 

[andnowweknow]

lmao

I literally laughed at the thread title and the thought of it. This came to mind...

 

[Sketch]

This is honestly hilarious if true

 

[44nutman]

Imagine being conned by a con man, and rotting in jail, after you decided it would be a good idea to trespass just so you can wipe your feces on the wall of the Capitol just to trigger the Libs.
Don't worry by the time they get out, they can vote for the Don Jr/JFK Jr ticket in 2028.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

man those maga muppets looked so tough and badass when they put on their LARPing gear, constructed a gallows, and stormed into the capitol building to take back their country while beating up a bunch of cops and chanting to hang their vice president.

now all of a sudden this fine spectrum of maga badasses find themselves going gay for the stay, but choose to complain about the jail food and jail conditions after daddy threw them under the bus and didnt come to their rescue and save them after they got their stupid asses arrested while fighting for his cause.

sure these chuds have probably been getting force fed the cockmeat sandwich on the daily, and they probably wont dare even tell a single officer about it. but theyll have no qualms with putting up a stink if somebody serves them some non-vegan food or tries to teach them any CRT.

i can see why the insurrectionists would take an issue to the CRT thing. many of them will be sent to prison for a year or two, and theyll likely have to join a white supremacist gang just to survive in there. if the inmates get word that these maga muppets have been taking CRT courses, theyre gonna get eaten alive in there.

FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Imagine being conned by a con man, and rotting in jail, after you decided it would be a good idea to trespass just so you can wipe your feces on the wall of the Capitol just to trigger the Libs.
Don't worry by the time they get out, they can vote for the Don Jr/JFK Jr ticket in 2028.

nothing owns the libs like becoming another mans prison wife

poor guy. my heart bleeds purple piss for him. i sure hope that he didnt eat that honeybun on his pillow. he's gonna learn real quick why you shouldnt eat the tuna on wednesdays.

 

[Merlotte's]

Prison is a good place to gain an insight on alternative lifestyles.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

they should stick the insurrectionists in the same cell blocks with the BLM rioters and just let nature run its course. society will be better off no matter what the outcome.

 

[Sir Burton]

I hate CTR but that’s some funny shit.