Canada vs. Australia

[Woldog]

Sydney and Goldcoast are paradise,
Montreal is a better version of Paris.

Sydney and Gold Coast are literally the worst places in Australia if you live here.

Gold Coast - Full of Crackheads, roided up wanna be MMA stars and outlaw bikie gangs. Or roaming gangs of 14 years olds trying to stab you

Sydney - Just a shit hole in general.

Want good beaches go to Coffs Harbour, or Byron Bay or up Northern Queensland. Or even to Western Australia.

 

[elreece]

Sydney and Gold Coast are literally the worst places in Australia if you live here.

Gold Coast - Full of Crackheads, roided up wanna be MMA stars and outlaw bikie gangs. Or roaming gangs of 14 years olds trying to stab you

Sydney - Just a shit hole in general.

Want good beaches go to Coffs Harbour, or Byron Bay or up Northern Queensland. Or even to Western Australia.

This guy knows whats up.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Which is the better colony?


Australia has cooler animals and weather, but Canada has an ozone layer and probably the less annoying accents.


What say you, Mayberry?

Being a Canadian I love Australia, but I doubt Id ever live there. Every fucking thing kills you there. We pretty much have all the freedoms muricans have with 10 times less crazy people. I'll stay put.

 

[mon]

dangerous animals that fan kill you? we dont have any large enough predators that can hunt and kill you like bears. Canada is cool, pretty similar to the states. i hate the cold tho and love Australian beaches. Australia is quieter and further away from everywhere else so it depends on what you like .

Crocs but otherwise you're right. The sharks can get a bit nippy as well.

Agree though our hazards are easier to manage but that might be because it's our normal.

 

[no fat chicks]

Australia - surfing, beach babes, better weather
Canada - wildlife won't try to kill you as much, legalized weed, less annoying accent

I'm going to take my chances with Australia because of surfing and weather

You can surf in Canada too! And beach babes a plenty in kelowna

 

[The Witcher]

Sydney and Goldcoast are paradise,
Montreal is a better version of Paris.

Lmao

 

[IloveTHIS]

Canada is like USAs little exponentially weak brother, but its cold asf................Australia is beautiful weather, BUT ZERO FREEDOMS and also fucking SPIDERS.

I'm gonna go with Canada on account of the more freedoms, and less spiders.

 

[forum poster]

As a canadian, i think they are both countries. I would love to have beaches and surfing, and the poisonous animals suck, but chances of interaction would seem low imo. I love winter and the four seasons, but dont think i would complain of i ended up in oz.

I agree. They are both countries.

 

[squeezewax]

Everything i read about Canada these days points of a country in decline because of wokeness, pc, and having a retarded PM. We are not that bad, yet!

 

[Jim Braddock]

Canada cockslaps Australia silly. Isn’t Australian money nearly worthless anyway?

 

[Blayt7hh]

We have to deal with Bieber, Celine and Nickelback. @Clippy is the least of our problems.

Ugh. I was thinking Canada until you reminded me of Nickleback. God that was horrible

Plus Australia has wallabies

 

[elreece]

Canada cockslaps Australia silly. Isn’t Australian money nearly worthless anyway?

1 aussie dollar buys .90 Canadian. Not that big a difference, our dollar is currently weak but not a massive problem.

An Ill be fucked why everyone thinks its super dangerous here, seriously I have been in extremely remote areas unless you jump into water in known crocodile areas you are fine. Stop being pussies.

 

[milenss]

USA.

 

[Damien Karras]

Which is the better colony?


Australia has cooler animals and weather, but Canada has an ozone layer and probably the less annoying accents.


What say you, Mayberry?

Our accents are just as annoying eh

You hozer

 

[JSN]

Our accents are just as annoying eh

You hozer

I’m not a hozer, budday!

 

[Ferrigno]

I got Australia in this

 

[Kung Fu Flid]

Oz is on a downhill turn, Canada Is overrated go NZ or failing that go Bradford

 

[Luminosity]

Depends what you're looking for. If you like snowboarding and colder weather, then Canada, if you want the best beaches in the world then Australia. Girls both are hot but Aussie girls are stuck up as fuck. Canadians seem way more friendlier. We most likely have better food being close to Asia. Both are becoming too PC though.

Aussie girls seem stuck up to you because you are ugly.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

1 aussie dollar buys .90 Canadian. Not that big a difference, our dollar is currently weak but not a massive problem.

An Ill be fucked why everyone thinks its super dangerous here, seriously I have been in extremely remote areas unless you jump into water in known crocodile areas you are fine. Stop being pussies.

Steve Irwin wasn’t safe therefore how could a lowly commoner like me be safe

 

[forum poster]

Canada cockslaps Australia silly. Isn’t Australian money nearly worthless anyway?

Nah mate. I used it to buy a meat pie for lunch today. Worked fine.