Canada vs. Australia

[Woldog]

Canada cockslaps Australia silly. Isn’t Australian money nearly worthless anyway?

Oz is on a downhill turn, Canada Is overrated go NZ or failing that go Bradford

NZ yeah cause poverty is a great holiday lmao.

 

[Halifax]

Which is the better colony?


Australia has cooler animals and weather, but Canada has an ozone layer and probably the less annoying accents.


What say you, Mayberry?

Cooler animals? Swimming with all kinds of poisonous sea dwellers and giant monsterous rows of teeth ones like salt water crocs and great white Sharks is cooler? I'd rather spend my summers on a beach where my worst fear is sunburn thanks. Also on land, arachnids that can send your children to the hospital if you don't check their shoes every single fucking time they put them on. Also about 100 venomous snakes, 10 of which usually make the most dangerous in the world list. I want to wear gloves while cleaning the garage to prevent splinters not envenomations.

In fact, Australia has like top 200 most dangerous animals lists. Canada has like under 10, almost nothing venomous and several of those dangerous ones live up in the tundra with few to no humans around lol

 

[Renard]

Frozen wasteland vs. blazing wasteland

 

[Milgrim]

Cooler animals? Swimming with all kinds of poisonous sea dwellers and giant monsterous rows of teeth ones like salt water crocs and great white Sharks is cooler? I'd rather spend my summers on a beach where my worst fear is sunburn thanks. Also on land, arachnids that can send your children to the hospital if you don't check their shoes every single fucking time they put them on. Also about 100 venomous snakes, 10 of which usually make the most dangerous in the world list. I want to wear gloves while cleaning the garage to prevent splinters not envenomations.

In fact, Australia has like top 200 most dangerous animals lists. Canada has like under 10, almost nothing venomous and several of those dangerous ones live up in the tundra with few to no humans around lol

But we have these motherfuckers on every corner ...

 

[Halifax]

But we have these motherfuckers on every corner ...

only wussy black bears in eastern canada. West coast can have all the grizzlies.

 

[jerzey devil]

Australian accent is hot in hot women.

 

[the ambush]

Which is the better colony?


Australia has cooler animals and weather, but Canada has an ozone layer and probably the less annoying accents.


What say you, Mayberry?

Australia

 

[LetThemBleed]

Canada cockslaps Australia silly. Isn’t Australian money nearly worthless anyway?

Except in Canada if you say cockslaps you'll probably get arrested for offending someone's gender sensitives owing to penis envy, yet you re-elect a guy who goes around in black face, you're a confusing fucking country for sure. And for the record I think the exchange rate is roughly 1.1 Australian Dollars is the equivalent of 1 Canadian dollar.

 

[LetThemBleed]

1 aussie dollar buys .90 Canadian. Not that big a difference, our dollar is currently weak but not a massive problem.

An Ill be fucked why everyone thinks its super dangerous here, seriously I have been in extremely remote areas unless you jump into water in known crocodile areas you are fine. Stop being pussies.

Clearly the drop bear meme's have gone international and scared cunts off.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Aussie girls seem stuck up to you because you are ugly.

No. Clearly triggered you are that the truth hurts. Why do all my foreigner girlfriends say the same thing? You haven't travelled so you think it's normal here. That also makes you a fake bunnies supporter too.

 

[elreece]

No. Clearly triggered you are that the truth hurts. Why do all my foreigner girlfriends say the same thing? You haven't travelled so you think it's normal here. That also makes you a fake bunnies supporter too.

I dunno sounds like something an ugly dude would say......

Nah Area dependent on the stuck upness of women here I have found.

Country girls are usually very down to earth compared to inner city/all of Melbourne girls.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

I dunno sounds like something an ugly dude would say......

Nah Area dependent on the stuck upness of women here I have found.

Country girls are usually very down to earth compared to inner city/all of Melbourne girls.

Funny I have never had anyone in real life disagree. My Aussie female friends say the same thing. It's internationally known Aussie girls are huge snobs. We are talking majority obviously. Good eggs everywhere.

 

[elreece]

Funny I have never had anyone in real life disagree. My Aussie female friends say the same thing. It's internationally known Aussie girls are huge snobs. We are talking majority obviously. Good eggs everywhere.

where are you from?

 

[Mortal Wombat]

where are you from?

Syd

 

[Blayt7hh]

Depends what you're looking for. If you like snowboarding and colder weather, then Canada, if you want the best beaches in the world then Australia. Girls both are hot but Aussie girls are stuck up as fuck. Canadians seem way more friendlier. We most likely have better food being close to Asia. Both are becoming too PC though.

I’ve known some Australian girls and they definitely weren’t “stuck up”. Granted I’ve only known a handful, it I feel like you might be generalizing pretty hard

 

[TAK47]

Canada of course
Australia is scorched earth anyway lol

 

[Mortal Wombat]

I’ve known some Australian girls and they definitely weren’t “stuck up”. Granted I’ve only known a handful, it I feel like you might be generalizing pretty hard

Come over and see bud.

 

[Jim Braddock]

Except in Canada if you say cockslaps you'll probably get arrested for offending someone's gender sensitives owing to penis envy, yet you re-elect a guy who goes around in black face, you're a confusing fucking country for sure. And for the record I think the exchange rate is roughly 1.1 Australian Dollars is the equivalent of 1 Canadian dollar.

The ethnic vote got Trudeau in. At least it helped in certain areas. Asians had fun with the black face bs and it dosent mean all 36 millions people voted for him...

 

[Jim Braddock]

Nah mate. I used it to buy a meat pie for lunch today. Worked fine.

More like koala soup.

 

[Jim Braddock]

1 aussie dollar buys .90 Canadian. Not that big a difference, our dollar is currently weak but not a massive problem.

An Ill be fucked why everyone thinks its super dangerous here, seriously I have been in extremely remote areas unless you jump into water in known crocodile areas you are fine. Stop being pussies.

Calm down Mick Dundee.