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Canada vs. Australia

Depends what you're looking for. If you like snowboarding and colder weather, then Canada, if you want the best beaches in the world then Australia. Girls both are hot but Aussie girls are stuck up as fuck. Canadians seem way more friendlier. We most likely have better food being close to Asia. Both are becoming too PC though.
 
Australia’s winter is too cold for me.

I’d freeze in Canada. Fuck living anywhere where it gets below 10 degrees Celsius.
 
As an Australian who has been to Canada, we have the better scenery and weather but you have the better people.
truth, most Australians are bogan trash.
 
While Australia has some crazy critters we don't have anything that will chase you down and eat you. It's a big plus.

Also 3 unprepared days in the worst weather in Australia you survive, 3 days in Canada's worst you're an iceblock.
 
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careful there....
 
Which is the better colony?


Australia has cooler animals and weather, but Canada has an ozone layer and probably the less annoying accents.


What say you, Mayberry?

Been to both, I'll have to say Canada by far
 
Hate to be the smartass here, but aren't these countries commonwealths, not colonies of Great Britain?

@Clippy @dildos, what say you guys?
 
Canada declared independence in the 80s

You know what's crazy? The US invaded Canada in the War of 1812 and was sooooo close from annexing it. Thank Jebus that didn't happen. I mean, what am I going to do without Tim Hortons in my life?
 
You know what's crazy? The US invaded Canada in the War of 1812 and was sooooo close from annexing it. Thank Jebus that didn't happen. I mean, what am I going to do without Tim Hortons in my life?

Canada won that war and we burned down the White House

Canada V America 1-0

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