Food & Drink Can you judge a person based on their ordering habits at a restaurant?

[Meatspin]

I feel sorry for the poor animal whose sacrifice was entirely in vain. Now I want a non charcoal steak.

 

[lsa]

Anyone who orders a steak well done is a fucking savage.

@Slobodan shots fired

 

[liner]

That bitch is smart!

She probably gave him the sandwich leftovers too

 

[fingercuffs]

I feel sorry for the poor animal whose sacrifice was entirely in vain. Now I want a non charcoal steak.

This is what I meant with Moo Cows Lives Matter! I'd rather be veggie than have incinerated steak.

 

[RoastBeast]

No way you took a chick to Morton's on a first date.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

If I tell someone I'm treating them to dinner and then they go and order the most expensive things on the menu and top shelf liquor I will cut them from my life permanently.

Whenever someone treats me to dinner I always order one of the cheapest entrees. I'm actually very uncomfortable not paying my own way. I know, I'm weird.

 

[liner]

No way you took a chick to Morton's on a first date.

Was thinking this too

 

[liner]

If I tell someone I'm treating them to dinner and then they go and order the most expensive things on the menu and top shelf liquor I will cut them from my life permanently.

Whenever someone treats me to dinner I always order one of the cheapest entrees. I'm actually very uncomfortable not paying my own way. I know, I'm weird.

What if they have sex with you after though. Then see them again?

 

[eddymotto]

So, I take a girl I met through an acquaintance out on a date. I thought, “Morton’s, this is going to be classy!” She orders an old fashioned, and I’m like, “Wow, she knows her drinks! Maybe she’s secretly a bartender and just wanted to see if I could keep up.” But then, it comes time to order the main course, and she goes for a steak well done. I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe she’s just really into sunbathing her food.”

The steak arrives, and it looks like it had a little too much fun on the grill. But she sends it back, saying it wasn’t cooked enough. I’m like, “Did you just order a steak that could double as a hockey puck?” She keeps sending it back two more times! I’m starting to wonder if she had a secret bet with the kitchen staff to see how many times she could get a steak that could be used as a frisbee. By the end of the night, I’m just hoping she doesn’t start asking for a steak that could be used as a trampoline! I shit you not the meat looked like this:

And if this wasn’t bad enough, she ate this with those individual mustard and mayonnaise packets that she brought in, like she was auditioning for a role in a condiment commercial. “Now, watch closely as I perform the delicate art of packet fusion!” she declared, squeezing them together with the precision of a surgeon. Meanwhile, I’m sitting there so embarrassed!

I love this post so much. The reference to the Old Fashioned is the highlight, which is saying something considering the incredible finish with the mayo packets.

 

[Meatspin]

This is what I meant with Moo Cows Lives Matter! I'd rather be veggie than have incinerated steak.

Apologies you beat me to it

 

[Fedorgasm]

Women do this thing on dates where if they already know early in the date that they don't want to take it further, they start doing weird shit to make you less attracted to them.

That was it saves them the guilty feeling of rejecting you later when you're thinking she's your soul mate.

Wasn't meant to be, bro. Move on. Next time this happens you'll recognize it.

 

[Fedorgasm]

If I tell someone I'm treating them to dinner and then they go and order the most expensive things on the menu and top shelf liquor I will cut them from my life permanently.

Whenever someone treats me to dinner I always order one of the cheapest entrees. I'm actually very uncomfortable not paying my own way. I know, I'm weird.

That's not weird, it's common courtesy.

My son pissed me off one time doing this shit. Grandpa was paying and my son starts to order the most expensive things on the menu, I had to shut that down quick. He's not a little kid, he should've known better.

 

[TheChance]

You think someone ordering an old fashioned means they "know their drinks"??

 

[stalehotdog]

Literally none of this happened.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

What if they have sex with you after though. Then see them again?

Nope. Wouldn't even make a move. She is gone.

 

[Sobek]

I went out with this women who ordered 2 orders of jalapeno poppers as appetizer. She ate one and said they are so spicy and didn't eat anymore. Then she said she doesn't like spicy foods. Wtf. Then she ordered a fried chicken sandwich that came with spicy mayo and only ate a few bites. What the fuck

Sometimes people that do this are used to eating at one or two spots where the food is listed as spicy etc and it is very mild and that is what they gauge things by.
Then they go somewhere else and the jalepenos are fresh and healthy and spicy dishes to them are like ground zero at Nagasaki.

 

[liner]

Sometimes people that do this are used to eating at one or two spots where the food is listed as spicy etc and it is very mild and that is what they gauge things by.
Then they go somewhere else and the jalepenos are fresh and healthy and spicy dishes to them are like ground zero at Nagasaki.

That might have been the case. But if a person says they don't like spicy, why order something that says spicy mayo on the description??

 

[Sobek]

That might have been the case. But if a person says they don't like spicy, why order something that says spicy mayo on the description??

Yeah I have no answer and I have personally seen people do that too. The complaining and not eating at the end drives me nuts. It's like they set out to have a shit dining experience from the start so they have a conversation piece for their other social circles. I dunno.

 

[Contempt]

So, I take a girl I met through an acquaintance out on a date. I thought, “Morton’s, this is going to be classy!” She orders an old fashioned, and I’m like, “Wow, she knows her drinks! Maybe she’s secretly a bartender and just wanted to see if I could keep up.” But then, it comes time to order the main course, and she goes for a steak well done. I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe she’s just really into sunbathing her food.”

The steak arrives, and it looks like it had a little too much fun on the grill. But she sends it back, saying it wasn’t cooked enough. I’m like, “Did you just order a steak that could double as a hockey puck?” She keeps sending it back two more times! I’m starting to wonder if she had a secret bet with the kitchen staff to see how many times she could get a steak that could be used as a frisbee. By the end of the night, I’m just hoping she doesn’t start asking for a steak that could be used as a trampoline! I shit you not the meat looked like this:

And if this wasn’t bad enough, she ate this with those individual mustard and mayonnaise packets that she brought in, like she was auditioning for a role in a condiment commercial. “Now, watch closely as I perform the delicate art of packet fusion!” she declared, squeezing them together with the precision of a surgeon. Meanwhile, I’m sitting there so embarrassed!

I'm not usually the judgmental type... but I'm pretty sure she's a horrible person and should be arrested for unforgivable crimes against steak.

 

[Contempt]

she should have ate it with ketchup like a real man

Well it is 2024... so she COULD have been a "she".