Can we talk about the science of noodles abs when is the next upgrade happened

[Clippy]

Noodles are versatile and fun grab a bunch of hamburger meat and

Regular u shaped noodles drinks up that juice fun

Spirals sort of collect the met like fun Lil slides hold em good fun

Shells are cool but hard to find

Bowties suxk fuck em

Penne is loads of fun really holds meat but harder to cook

What else

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Don't tell @lsa . He'll eat them all.

@Arqueto @helax

 

[bandicoot]

Noodles, how do they work?

 

[William Huggins]

Noodles, how do they work?

They don't, they're all claiming income support and that's why we need to eat them all quickly before they bankrupt the country...... Cunts

 

[Tone C]

They don't, they're all claiming income support and that's why we need to eat them all quickly before they bankrupt the country...... Cunts

Bloody foreign food coming over here taking our jobs....

 

[William Huggins]

Bloody foreign food coming over here taking our jobs....

They bloody come over on boats in plastic containers with foil lids!!!!

 

[mixmastermo]

Don't tell @lsa . He'll eat them all.

@Arqueto @helax

That cat.. is using chopsticks to eat noodles

I can't even use chopsticks...

Is this real life?

 

[William Huggins]

That cat.. is using chopsticks to eat noodles

I can't even use chopsticks...

Is this real life?

I'm afraid it is......

Sign up to my webinar, "How to eat noodles like a cat"

@lsa is giving a talk on the subject.

 

[lsa]

Don't tell @lsa . He'll eat them all.

@Arqueto @helax

I do feel a bit peckish, I could eat

 

[lsa]

I'm afraid it is......

Sign up to my webinar, "How to eat noodles like a cat"

@lsa is giving a talk on the subject.

Funny story, I am hosting a webinar as I write this.

 

[William Huggins]

Funny story, I am hosting a webinar as I write this.

I'm not watching you honestly, or @Clippy.




Honestly..........

 

[mixmastermo]

Penne is loads of fun really holds meat but harder to cook

Can you please clarify this comment

To cook penne (or any pasta) you have to put it in boiling water and wait....

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Penne is loads of fun really holds meat

You know what else “holds meat?”
















Your







Dad.

 

[Clippy]

Can you please clarify this comment

To cook penne (or any pasta) you have to put it in boiling water and wait....

It's a bigger thicker noodle Bud think about it

 

[William Huggins]

It's a bigger thicker noodle Bud think about it

Udon......

 

[Bobby00]

I am working on it please send me 500 dollars so i can put the blueprint into real world @Clippy

 

[Clippy]

@robwhat shapes do u prefer before a fight

U carbo load bro

 

[Clippy]

@Rob Battisti ^

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Bowtie/farfalle is the shit. GTFOH!

And partial to orzo now. Light and tasty. Unlike your moms.

 

[Rob Battisti]

@Rob Battisti ^

Bow ties in my belly