Can anyone explain who the Seagulls work for?

[Rhood]

I thought they worked for the mafia before.
Something changed!

 

[Flower2dPeople]

They work for @lsa

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[syct23]

Once the food is give it to you…

 

[wh4tttt]

The mafia of creatures who shit upon you from the skies.

 

[Osculater]

Seagulls are the gypsies of the seacoast

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Actually, I own the seagulls. They work for me. The is is the life back I’ll give you all: Train a flock of seagulls, and you’ll eat for free the rest of your life.






And I run so far away.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Once the food is give it to you…

 

[HHJ]

The Devil, they work for LUCIFER, The Morningstar

THE YEAR IS ONE

CAW!

 

[Red Beard]

They work for 1980's band, Flock of Seagulls iirc

 

[usernamee]

I once listened to some seagull expert on the radio who claimed that a seagull can take a shit from 80 feet up in the air and hit a quarter. Not sure if he was trolling everyone or not tho.

 

[I Am Legion]

I live near the beach. These motherfuckers are vicious and aggressive. I have seen a group of them attack someone's blanket and chairs while they are swimming. They dump a bag over and eat everything they can, including opening containers. I had a sandwich taken right out of my hands. My Brother in Law visited and fell asleep on the beach. The kids surrounded him with chips and pieces of bread....he woke up screaming lol....

 

[Flower2dPeople]

The Devil, they work for LUCIFER, The Morningstar

THE YEAR IS ONE

CAW!

@Morning Star , thoughts?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

A dude in very hot water.

 

[Belaya Smert]

The NSA.


Read a Vanifesto for crying out loud

 

[Roop Holstry]

I used to manage a few food trucks at a big outdoors bar and seagulls would steal people’s food constantly. We had a device attached to the trucks that would make a high pitched chirping sound to repel them labeled “sky rat repellent”

I also patented a technique in catching seagulls when I was a child. Lay a towel over you and sprinkle some food on top. Once they land swoop the towel over them. Apparently it caught on and kids were doing it everywhere and it became problematic because the birds were getting hurt.

 

[Morning Star]

@Morning Star , thoughts?

If they worked for me they'd actually shit on people I wanted.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I used to manage a few food trucks at a big outdoors bar and seagulls would steal people’s food constantly. We had a device attached to the trucks that would make a high pitched chirping sound to repel them labeled “sky rat repellent”

I also patented a technique in catching seagulls when I was a child. Lay a towel over you and sprinkle some food on top. Once they land swoop the towel over them. Apparently it caught on and kids were doing it everywhere and it became problematic because the birds were getting hurt.

Why would anyone care if seagulls got hurt? They're assholes. Fuck 'em.

There's way too many of them anyway. Would be good to control the population.

 

[William Huggins]

All I know is their great to get drunk and watch them fly into fences...........

 

[William Huggins]

Long bamboo poles and streamers tied to the top, stand them up right, seagulls hate flying around them........