Can anyone explain who the Seagulls work for?

[Roop Holstry]

Why would anyone care if seagulls got hurt? They're assholes. Fuck 'em.

There's way too many of them anyway. Would be good to control the population.

They are a protected species. I agree that they are assholes and vermin. I once saw one pull a used diaper out of garbage can and start feasting. I’ve also been shit on by them. They are flying turd munchers.

They also get caught in my fishing line like once a year and I have to unwrap them while they scream and try to bite me. Fkn beach chickens suck

 

[PBAC]

The man ... the man named Steven.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

needs more birds.

 

[Sobek]

They are self employed

 

[NoSmilez]

They are alright. I see them at the supermarket. They aren’t as bad as the Canadian Geese. Those geese choose violence the moment I step out of my home to go to my car.

 

[Thrawn33]

That's why I make offerings to Saint Gene of Judo.

 

[DanSavage]

 

[M4rk]

They work for the pigeons

 

[IIIIIIII]

haha, that's funny. it reminds me of something that happened literally twenty-one years ago. i was in copenhagen in the christiania section with the hippies, and stopped by a place to get food for lunch. i left my food on a table to get napkins. i walk back, and there's two birds devouring my sandwich and chips. a few tables away was this amazingly hot blonde woman laughing her ass off. i'm like shit and go back and order the same thing. didn't think at all of explaining what happened, my fuck-up.

 

[Elvis.]

 

[Michaelangelo]

They work for @lsa

Give them an inch and they take mile

 

[Sycho Sid]