Buying a motorcycle to wow chicks.

[VulcanNervPinch]

Greatest gimmick-change in Pro-wrestling history.

Through Bray Wyatt's may be slightly better by a slim margin, the pops Biker Undertaker got were up there with Stone Cold's.

Underbiker was pro wrestling at it's most unfunny nonsensical.

If you want him to abandon the old character and do a new character with a new name for a while, fine.
But pretending that an undead zombie mortician just morphed into a human biker outlaw is incredibly stupid and lame, even relatively speaking.

And if it was so great, why did it only take a couple of years for him to go back to Classic Undertaker?
Stone Cold Steve Austin was never begging or begged to go back to being the Ringmaster again.

 

[Krixes]

I had a purple Yamaha Razz moped when I was 15. I was beating the bitches off me, total pussy magnet...

 

[SuwoopBangin]

Bikes don't attract girls, they only attract other dudes into bikes.

 

[Justin Sider]

I get a kick out of the clowns that ride motorcycles where i'm from. It's the dirtiest guys who were outcasts in high school that form "gangs". Usually posted up at the local shitty bar with their nasty "old ladies". Probably on a 3 day meth binge. And then you have the older guys like the wild hogs that ride patched up pretending to be the hells angels on the weekends. But on a positive note my local biker gang does do some good shit for kids in town. Almost covers up the dirtball shit they do every other night. The "enforcer" for the "gang" in town used to piss his pants in high school.

 

[oldshadow]

Bikes are great iv been riding a very long time.


Bikers come in all types because they are people. Meet lots that are stand up guys. Some just ass holes and some that are a waste of good air when they breathe.

As far as women not any more then anything else. It's more about you then what you ride or if you ride.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Man that sucks. I hope you get back to 100%.

I'll be good to go once they jam in a new fake knee! Ha.

 

[RowdyLesnar]

I want a supermoto bad!

Just got banned huh?

 

[mmamxfan]

I refuse to ride street because of all the jackass drivers in Cali, but I grew up racing motocross across the country as a kid and have fond memories of traveling with my family in an RV race to race. Right when I turned about 16 is when Crusty Demons of Dirt came out and the X Games started airing freestyle mx. I'd be lying if I said that didn't bag me all kinds of chicks. I wasn't anything special race wise because I was burned out, but could still beat most of the NorCal local pros. But once I started dabbling in freestyle I was pulling girls left and right. I was 10 for 10 on getting laid after bringing them to my local track. I would go do some warm up laps making sure to pass every other fast or semi fast guy there. Then I would go to practice on the Arenacross track that had a steep 70ft booter that no one ever hit. A couple of Nac Nacs, no footed can cans, heel clickers, etc. it was game over. Those were the days.

 

[djacobox372]

If the goal is to attract women, this is the right way to go.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Just don’t rev it all night like one of my old neighbors did and threaten to shoot anyone who complains

 

[Oeshon]

Having a bike works. Girls get horny as hell when they ride a bike.

1. It builds dependance on you. They feel scared/excited and you are in full control as the rider.
2. The vibration makes them horny as shit
3. It brings immediate physical intimacy by having them hold onto you. Breaks down early physical barriers before you even get started.

 

[RichardLasomo]

I bought a Harley when I was 21. Do chicks actually like motorcycles?

They don’t give AF.

 

[RogerB08]

I had a bike years ago. I found I was more into the idea of it than the reality of having one.

 

[DoctorShaft]

You should consider one of these bad boys:

RadWagon 4 - Electric Cargo Bike | Rad Power Bikes

They're real ladykillers if you're going for the eco-conscious college crowd.

 

[Gene Tunney]

 

[TheNinja]

I just pull a Joey and get a Por-SHA

 

[DoctorShaft]

I just pull a Joey and get a Por-SHA

My brother has a Porsche. Not even some super high-end one (RSAmerica or some such), but it works. Probably wouldn't work for some Joe Pesci little bugger who wasn't famous, but he's had plenty of women hop in there for a ride with him.

 

[William Huggins]

whjat?

When you gave them your number? It's just, you sound hurt and rejected.........just wanted to know why?

 

[ThaiSexPills]

They don’t give AF.

Yup. No girls care what you drive and if they do, you dont want them. Riding motorcycles is overrated

 

[RichardLasomo]

Yup. No girls care what you drive and if they do, you dont want them. Riding motorcycles is overrated

Riding MCs is not overrated but doing to attract girls is retarded.