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Buying a motorcycle to wow chicks.

SherRoad Dogg said:
A motorcycle ride is a good way to impress a chick and it is a good date. A dirt bike will also suffice. Plus it's a good adventure you're taking her out on and she will love it

What do you wanna do tonight? Let's hop on my motorcycle and let's go. Hold on tight my lady
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Do women even want to ride on a motorcycle these days? How can they check their phone every few minutes?
 
Coworker just died on a motorcycle. Don't do it.
 
SherRoad Dogg said:
A motorcycle ride is a good way to impress a chick and it is a good date. A dirt bike will also suffice. Plus it's a good adventure you're taking her out on and she will love it

What do you wanna do tonight? Let's hop on my motorcycle and let's go. Hold on tight my lady
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I want a supermoto bad!
 
Daelh said:
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Greatest gimmick-change in Pro-wrestling history.

Through Bray Wyatt's may be slightly better by a slim margin, the pops Biker Undertaker got were up there with Stone Cold's.
 
For some reason girls like that shit. You can do things ten times more dangerous than riding a bike but they aren’t impressed.
 
Zinger said:
Before what I consider our 1st date my wife watched me fix a moped and raise it from the dead.

She was so impressed by that shit that she agreed to take it for a spin with me.

Here's the sexy beast. Mine was identical.

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That's a great story!

Side benefit; when you have the lady on the back but need to stand up to pedal hard you can rip ass right in her sniffer to reinforce dominance!
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Yoel Bromero said:
It was originally called buns of manarchy
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I have it on good authority that the entirety of the production and scene work was double recorded. Once with clothes for the original series, and once with no clothes on anyone ever for an upcoming bizarro world always-nude "full release" version.

I swear it's the truth!
 
mb23100 said:
Coworker just died on a motorcycle. Don't do it.
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Thats sad.

I was once driving on the freeway and a dude on a crotch rocket was weaving between cars and just flying, had to be doing at least 90. I don’t recall if he was wearing a helmet or not, but anyways, he decided to take an exit at the last possible moment, overcompensated, tipped his bike, and essentially flew off it and directly into a palm tree. He dieded.
 
SherRoad Dogg said:
A motorcycle ride is a good way to impress a chick and it is a good date. A dirt bike will also suffice. Plus it's a good adventure you're taking her out on and she will love it

What do you wanna do tonight? Let's hop on my motorcycle and let's go. Hold on tight my lady
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NO

You might find some stupid chick that's into it, but most intelligent people know that motorcycles are death traps, and the majority of dudes that ride them are douche bags.

If you want to impress a chick with a vehicle, you do it with a luxury car. Even women that say they're not into money get moist in a $60,000 vehicle that's not a truck used to pull shit.
 
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If you’re getting a motorcycle to get girls then you’re just a blowhole. Motorcycles though are cool as fuck and I’m prolly going to get one next spring even tho I know I shouldn’t. Not getting one to get crazy just something to enjoy cruising on. Gotta have your head on a swivel tho these days.
 
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