Buying a motorcycle to wow chicks.

[Vil7]

Get 1 ts & you'll get a BJ for sure.

 

[horc00]

Do women even want to ride on a motorcycle these days? How can they check their phone every few minutes?

 

[elreece]

motorcycles are for homos.

Loud annoying wankers that no body likes.

 

[Fatality]

A motorcycle ride is a good way to impress a chick and it is a good date. A dirt bike will also suffice. Plus it's a good adventure you're taking her out on and she will love it

What do you wanna do tonight? Let's hop on my motorcycle and let's go. Hold on tight my lady

I've been riding motorcycles since I got a little Honda z50 on my 7th birthday and I can say without a doubt that you are absolutely full of shit. Most of the women in my life have been terrified of my bikes and wouldn't go near them for any reason.

 

[deucesarewild]

A motorcycle ride is a good way to impress a chick and it is a good date. A dirt bike will also suffice. Plus it's a good adventure you're taking her out on and she will love it

What do you wanna do tonight? Let's hop on my motorcycle and let's go. Hold on tight my lady

Plus you'll find plenty of stocky, sleeveless dykes with mullets squatting over hogs of their own.

I'm kidding. I want a motorcycle (but not for the reasons I mentioned above.......)

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

just get one of these bad boys, chicks dig it.

 

[SherRoad Dogg]

the majority of dudes that ride them are douche bags.

Majority of sherdoggers are doucebags

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Whatever works with the ladies bro. I wish I'd played guitar when I was younger, goddamn chicks love musicians

 

[Fedorgasm]

Putting a woman on the back is the best way to ruin a good motorcycle ride

 

[Tone C]

No. No other vehicles involved. He just lost control and was dead on site.

https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/1-de...cle_424878be-3935-11ec-9f76-2f0d3f5fba94.html

Just had one on Saturday where the guy lost control and smashed into the central reservation. Died at the scene . Guy in his 20s . Too young.


Just been chatting to a guy at work who lives about where the accident happened. Said the guy went over the central reservation whilst his bike stayed there. The poor Guy's helmet came off and stopped about 25 feet away from the body. Paramedics worked on him for ages , air ambulance on scene. Eventually he was loaded onto a stretcher and taken to the local hospital by ambulance, no need for helicopter or for any rush.

 

[Prutfis]

 

[IloveTHIS]

sounds great until someone with no insurance and a suspended license runs a stop sign and fuck your entire life up. ask me how I know

 

[4daLuLZ]

Badass

Chungus.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I only truly feel alive when I am on 2 wheels. My wife and I both ride. Street and dirt. Your not gonna get chicks with a motorcycle. Your gonna get a bunch of dudes saying cool bike and asking you about it. That or old men telling you how they used to ride but then handed their balls over to their wife
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I can stand on two legs and walk with one crutch now!

Winning...

 

[Otto!]

I can stand on two legs and walk with one crutch now!

Winning...

Man that sucks. I hope you get back to 100%.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

fuckng hate motorcycle riders
literl dirtbags evnry single one i met and theres ben too many to coutn

 

[William Huggins]

fuckng hate motorcycle riders
literl dirtbags evnry single one i met and theres ben too many to coutn

Did they not call you back?

 

[Otto!]

fuckng hate motorcycle riders
literl dirtbags evnry single one i met and theres ben too many to coutn

Maybe you’re just jealous of their spelling abilities.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Did they not call you back?

whjat?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Maybe you’re just jealous of their spelling abilities.

my speling is fine its my typing thtas the isue