Burglary suspect weeps after recognizing judge from middle school

[Uber_Noober]

I remember people from my my schools, but I only remember one name - my first true love. We were military kids, and this girl was perfect to me but there were always rumours that she was banging loads of soldiers. Getting trains run on her and shit. But in my heart I knew it couldn't be true. But then years later I did some cyberstalking and found there was a squaddie that had gotten her pregnant and had to marry her. He was like almost twice her age. I never stood a chance

Im laughing with you not at you brah, I feel your pain. I had no game when I was young, I was the nerdy version of Ryan Reynolds in “Just Friends”

 

[Loiosh]

I don't get it.

Did you not recognize my friend?

 

[Uber_Noober]

That bische had a cheese eating grin, reminds me of

 

[Madmick]

I remember people from my my schools, but I only remember one name - my first true love. We were military kids, and this girl was perfect to me but there were always rumours that she was banging loads of soldiers. Getting trains run on her and shit. But in my heart I knew it couldn't be true. But then years later I did some cyberstalking and found there was a squaddie that had gotten her pregnant and had to marry her. He was like almost twice her age. I never stood a chance

Jesus, @Zer, I'm trying to have some lighthearted discussion, here. I came to the Mayberry, and I feel like I just read the Schindler's List of Valentine's Day sagas.

 

[punky brewster]

I don't get it.

Did you not recognize my friend?

No. Sorry, I'm not a sci-fi guy. I will say his face looks familiar and I probably have seen him, but names and characters aren't coming into my mind.

 

[punky brewster]

Judge Judy gets ratings for a reason. You ever hear the term "Big Booty Judy," cause I can tell you where it originated from.

 

[SMillard]

I've seen other videos where she recognized dudes from high school. Must of been a huge whore

well, I would have if given a chance

She's in Florida so Florida Man rules are in play. And she's a female judge that isn't ugly. And Judge Judy gets ratings and the media wants clicks. I've never lived in FL and Glazer has name recognition on a national level just because the media loves her cases and it's FL so they can report it all.

It's just celebrity of sorts in the legal world.

there have been a couple judges from down here that have made the national circuit, the judge on people's court now used to date my wife's uncle.

Because of nice titties.

 

[Jumpy]

Dude, duh. It's a meme. You must be fun at parties.

 

[SMillard]

I remember people from my my schools, but I only remember one name - my first true love. We were military kids, and this girl was perfect to me but there were always rumours that she was banging loads of soldiers. Getting trains run on her and shit. But in my heart I knew it couldn't be true. But then years later I did some cyberstalking and found there was a squaddie that had gotten her pregnant and had to marry her. He was like almost twice her age. I never stood a chance

Damn Zer, that gave me the feels. Sorry for you bud.

 

[n...not crazy]

and this girl was perfect to me but there were always rumours that she was banging loads of soldiers. Getting trains run on her and shit.

I was there for a few of these, and you should know that every train was conducted respectfully.