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Building a Combat Suit

Rob Battisti

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Boredom at work + T-Dog Epicness lead to this fun little project.

I was just scrolling through Amazon looking for body armor to see what could help someone pass as a real life super hero. Here were some items that popped up.

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What else would someone need?

Cliffs...

Too bored at work
 
Needs a skull/bones/tribal/fire/wings motif IMO
 
To hell with that body armor.

How about a set of these:

...with a stronger laser.
 
Clothes sprayed with truck bed liner can repel knives and dog bites.

Only problem is that you'd need to hinge joints into the coating or else movement would be impossible.
 
Included in the suit are compartments for emergency morphine and salt, a knife and emergency light. Built into the forearms are a small recording device, a pepper-spray gun and a detachable transponder that can be swallowed in case of trouble.

Seems like you'd be a wiz at dinner parties.
 
Ask Michigan's own Mark Williams or "Michigan Batman." He's sure to have some good tips.
 
For the do-it-yourselfer on a budget.

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