Bryce Mitchell's ex-girlfriend killed his fruit trees...

[MMA_AZ]

Was it his ex or was it deep state? Who truly killed Bryce's fruit trees? Are you evil...? Are you a coward...?

 

[humdizzle]

this guy isn't cut yet?

 

[eighterumg5]

this guy isn't cut yet?

Why would he be?

 

[Reign009]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

 

[Steve Fox]

He is talking about a sheep or a goat.

 

[humdizzle]

According to the former coach of Glory MMA, Mitchell wore one of his socks in Las Vegas. However, after an intimate phone call with his girlfriend, 'Thug Nasty' masturbated and left semen on Krause's bathroom floor. He subsequently wiped it off the floor with his socks before sleeping in Krause's bed.

"He also borrowed a pair of my socks, and he had them on. I said 'Dude, what are you doing?' He said, 'Man, my girlfriend got talking to me and I rubbed one out'. And I said, 'Bro, hold on a second, what are you talking about?' This dude came on my floor of my bathroom, jizzzed all over my floor, uses the socks, my socks, on his feet, to rub it in the floor to wipe it up, and then went to sleep in my bed."
Furthermore, he kept wearing the socks and went to the Las Vegas venue for his fight while still wearing James Krause's socks.

"He's still wearing the c*m socks on his feet, and then goes to the venue with the c*m socks on. This is Bryce Mitchell in a nutshell. I can't make this up. I can't make this up. Bryce Mitchell is a special creature, fellas. He's a national treasure and we need to protect him at all costs."

 

[Natural Order]

#3rdworldproblems

 

[GluttonforPunishment]

Water is wet.

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

How does another fighters sock kill trees?

Those who know, know.

 

[MMA_AZ]

How does another fighters sock kill trees?

Those who know, know.

Trick question. The nu@ makes them grow stronger

 

[goOb]

Probably the thing everyone in this thread will be interested in.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

What a bitch.

 

[jitzmonkey]

this guy isn't cut yet?

6-1 in the promotion doesn't get you cut; no matter what kind of heel turn anyone tries to justify.
Plus, while he might not be the most informed individual, he does give a lot back to his community.
It's not easy to dislike him.

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

Just a Tuesday for a redneck (of course you could insert hoodrat or any other interchangeable term.)

He is talking about a sheep or a goat.

In the Arkansas countryside 2nd or 3rd cousin is most likely.

 

[Steve Fox]

Just a Tuesday for a redneck (of course you could insert hoodrat or any other interchangeable term.)



In the Arkansas countryside 2nd or 3rd cousin is most likely.

Lmfao

 

[PurpleStorm]

Rude if true.

 

[ccc77]

this guy isn't cut yet?

No but his trees are apparently.

 

[aquamanpunch]

Such a beta move to complain about a woman killing your precious fruity trees.

 

[bartleby929]

what'd he do? too lazy to watch that cte guy drawl on

 

[Normot]

You fucking suburban city dwelling cuckold have no sympathy?! Killing food trees is awful. Fuck. I know you guys don't understand this but trees take years to grow. Fucking Jesus christ.

 

[NoSmilez]

She isn't even a Boise dime.