Bryce Mitchell’s Feet

[wompuscatwilly]

WTF is “stereotypical country bumpkin”? As someone from Appalachia I would love to know what exactly that means.

 

[Sasha]

He's got really good feet cuz of all the jizzsocks he wears.

I heard that helps for the skin (I didn't but that's what I tell girls anyway).

 

[sonhow]

Bryce is good

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Bryce has some Ozark Mountain Chimp in his blood, I was really impressed with his body control and ability to stay in top position when it appeared that he should’ve gotten swept.

Anyway Mitchell is lucky he’s not a MW, he’ll never have to face the Bo who proudly is skilled in defeating small primates.

 

[Sasha]

un·takedown·a·ble


adjective

1. not able to be taken down
   "That Jose Aldo's untakedownable! his TDD is good enough for Jehova!"

Can confirm, exists in French in all dictionaries, all with the exact same example. Weird.

 

[SpiderCrawl]

What about his balls? He tore them up lol

 

[OleBuffalo]

WTF is “stereotypical country bumpkin”? As someone from Appalachia I would love to know what exactly that means.

As someone from bumfuck nowhere, Oklahoma, calm your tits. If you know what a stereotype is then you know how archetypal country folk are portrayed in pop culture - bible thumping, country accent, shotgun in the old pickup, working a shovel in overalls and no shirt - basically all of my relatives. Not sure why you take offense to that, I didn’t invent stereotypes and they don’t have to mean jack shit, it’s just how humans tend to organize the world around them, fair or not.

 

[mister piscadinha]

I joined last week but i'm soooo old school brahhh. I didn't actually read your post hats off to you dickhead, now go make another worthless thread talking about stuff you know nothing about. Yes, his footwork was a magic trick and the next cheat code to figuring out mma as a whole. You cracked the mma davinci code, amazing. Never seen this thread before.

leave the lil fella, alone. cut the bitchyness out, ok?

 

[Cathart1c]

The people who come off as crazy in an insane world are usually the only sane people in said world.
Not only have you become accustomed to a sick world, you want to thrive in it.

“The thing about smart mother f*ckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother f*ckers to stupid mother f*ckers...”
- Robert Kirkman, Writer/Producer of a Documentary called 'The Walking Dead'

 

[OleBuffalo]

leave the lil fella, alone. cut the bitchyness out, ok?

Cmm breh, there’s no ‘lil fellas’ on here, don’t condescend your fellow Sherbro. We’re all built like Mariusz Pudzianowski and have 12 inch thigh slappers, you know that

 

[Oscar Madison]

Now that I’ve got your attention w the clickbait thread name, just wanted to see what you guys thought about him being able to use his legs/feet so effectively in transitions to manipulate/reposition/destabilize Ige. There was that one sequence where Ige should’ve been in Mitchell’s half guard except that Mitchell did some ninja shit w his feet to rotate Ige and recover into a body triangle.

He’s clearly wacky as we saw in the interview, but we already knew that. I always saw him as a dude w farm strength, relentless, understanding of leverage, and all those things seem to be true, but what I didn’t give him credit for was his technique and precision w his lower body in grappling exchanges.

,,,

They should check Bryce to see if he has a tail.

If he does, then give him the news gently...

 

[OleBuffalo]

They should check Bryce to see if he has a tail.

If he does, then give him the news gently...

Loool enter the Big Bang Bryce era

 

[mister piscadinha]

Cmm breh, there’s no ‘lil fellas’ on here, don’t condescend your fellow Sherbro. We’re all built like Mariusz Pudzianowski and have 12 inch thigh slappers, you know that

aye man, "lil fella" as in recent poster(i'm one too)
shape wise we all bodybuilders over here, u feel me?

 

[Todd498]

Found close ups of Bryce’s feet

Scared me for a sec. I thought it was a close up of Rose’s feet for a before scrolling down. *shivers*