Bruce Buffer.....

[Dead Spirit of MMA]

Buffer is like Gene Simmons mixed with a used car salesman.

I'll probably miss him a little when he's gone, but he is a clown.

Imagine how Sherdog will be when Rogan and Buffer are gone and we can't have any more Buffer/Rogan mockery threads. I'll miss those as well.

 

[LilNicky95]

He's 62, hanging out with celebrities and stars, worth millions, making millions, paid to travel the globe attending every UFC event. You're 25 posting on a website all day long.

It doesn't matter where you're aiming, you're missing.

That’s one way one to look at it....here’s another...he is 62, insecure and inadequate enough to get male abdominal enhancement surgery, pays for sex, probably has an std(s) for all the aforementioned pay 4 play, feels the need for steroids/PEDs at his age, will always be 2nd best in his family to his brother, is laughed at by most(but oddly worshipped by some random loser like you) and openly lusts over a soccer mom/mma fighter at the weigh in because his testosterone injections make his libido spike.

Glad he is your hero tho.

 

[LilNicky95]

Buffer sucks

Exactly.

 

[Elcucringy]

He's the Joe Biden of the UFC

Creepy Joe sure is a strange mofo!

 

[LilNicky95]

I remember an interview where Buffer was saying he was going to beat the shit out a un-named fighter for disrespecting a woman in the elevator.

He is so full of himself and he claimed his job was like a james bond movie......

I believe that was Frank Trigg and Buffoon could not beat the shit out of Angela Magana.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

That’s one way one to look at it....here’s another...he is 62, insecure and inadequate enough to get male abdominal enhancement surgery, pays for sex, probably has an std(s) for all the aforementioned pay 4 play, feels the need for steroids/PEDs at his age, will always be 2nd best in his family to his brother, is laughed at by most(but oddly worshipped by some random loser like you) and openly lusts over a soccer mom/mma fighter at the weigh in because his testosterone injections make his libido spike.

Glad he is your hero tho.

hope you are trolling mate... you sound like a real loser

 

[Iron Nick]

I've really liked him as an announcer, but this really is some unprofessional behaviour, to put it nicely..

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

I like his announcing, don't really care about the other stuff. It's pretty harmless anyways

 

[NGute87]

Bruce is a "G" The real BMF in the game

 

[Knuckledragger]

Bruce Buffer been having pussy since pussy had him!

 

[KantoTerror]

He's living every sherdog member's dream...that's why every sherdogger hate him...we'll all be asshole douchebags chasing hoes too if we have his life...

that said...he ain't no Michael....

 

[fastone]

Hey, TS...
What year is it? Do you just pull up random old posts with beat to death subjects and figure you'll enlighten new members or something?

 

[swarrrm]

 

[ImmigrantMentality]

Abdominoplasty

Creepin on young women that could pass for his daughter

Inability to maintain professionalism

Discuss.

Could you imagine michael buffer doing this low class shit? Dude is trash and so obvious where all the good genetics went in that family. I guarantee ariany wouldn't deny Michael's advances like that, he could probably just snap his fingers and have ariany on her knees in seconds. No fake abs needed

 

[Mahkor]

Buffer is my role model, I wanna be like him when I'm in my 60s, dude is probably getting his dick sucked by a 20 something right this moment.

 

[jsbx45]

He tried. But she is too young for him.

I think you're just jealous of his abs.

 

[Azderiel]

Guy is super creepy at times. I remember he had a podcast here on sherdog, listened to it once and all he did was talk about how great he is and women that are old enough to be his daughter.

 

[MileHigher]

Most of us could only wish to be like Buffer in our 60s

Senior citizen who feels the need to undergo surgery to have “abs”. Yeah, no thanks.

 

[Poids Moyen]

4 years ago

 

[listrahtes]

He's 62, hanging out with celebrities and stars, worth millions, making millions, paid to travel the globe attending every UFC event. You're 25 posting on a website all day long.

It doesn't matter where you're aiming, you're missing.

Its all good if Bruce likes that lifestyle but at 62 I seriously doubt it. No real connections. its all superficial and they begin to feel it.

In his 50s he seemed to have a classic midlife crisis. Separated from his wife and boasted about his sexual prowess online like a teenager 24/7. in a drastic fashion. Kind of sad but happens to a lot of people.

In the end we dont know how he lives his private life nowadays and if he learned anything it wont be just hookers, blow and cool guys. Thats a maybe interesting lifestyle for a 30 something (minus the hookers) later on its just pathetic and lonely.

I remember seing footage of him at an UFC aftershow party. He desperately wanted to be part and was ignored by everyone. I felt pity for him. His insecurities will always make him an outsider.