Media Brian Ortega has a new girl...

[CoachDitka]

I know I know. I’m that guy. But I’m only that guys cuz the ass had me look at so many other pictures.


What the fuck is up with those eyebrows tho?

Dating Jack Klompus from Seinfeld.

 

[3nigma]

They took a pic together.

This is not high school.

 

[vindaloo]

shes probably a nutcase if shes big on social media. will be fun for a month or 2 no doubt.

 

[KawhiDoh]

Now that's a AAA booty.

 

[Prutfis]

Dayum you could play a mean floorbass on that g-string

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

If the dude is good looking, has a 10" pecker, lot of $$ and ballin house. Than yes, i would agree.

That's adorable that you think that little squirrel. Really the first one is the only requirement.

 

[Doughie99]

20 years ago this girl wouldve been working at pizza hut or blockbuster. Technology is a wonderful thing

That's the thing I cannot really get used to : that these Insta folk ...it's their job/income. It's still kinda weird to me. And like you said 20years ago before we had instagram and FB and all these messaging tools.....what the fuck would she have done? Wait tables in Hollywood and go to casting calls and hope she gets a break I guess. In my day you had to get up at 7:30am, and be at work by 9am and work til 6pm or 7pm if you wanted to get ahead. Different times, different world.
You can't knock them for using tools available and jumping on that train.

ps. yeah her eyebrows need trimming down, they're kinda like escaped Giant Guayanan Caterpillars.
pps. Brian is 5'8" and since they're both in a gym...similar shoes....so she's about 5'4". She SAYS she'd 5'7". nope.

 

[El Fernas]

Kudos if he is actually taping that, looks more like a promotional post if you ask me, that chick has over 20mill subs, that more than a lot of UFC guys, a lot of UFC guys.

 

[dethmanrulz]

Sherdog: Where men think that because a woman takes a picture with you, that you're in a relationship.

Real life must be hard for some of you.

 

[3nigma]

Her eyebrows are glorious.

 

[Ying Li]

Decent body now but in 15 years she'll be a cow with that booty, maybe.

 

[Topguntrophey]

I miss the 80s. Cocaine hips and rocket tits.

Her body looks like two different people, put together in half.

 

[SolarSeiko]

Wasn't this the chick that went "missing" or some shit for more publicity. Hope Brian's hood rat brain knows better not to get attached to that and just bang it for what its worth.

 

[SolarSeiko]

I miss the 80s. Cocaine hips and rocket tits.

Her body looks like two different people, put together in half.

RIGHT?! Don't get me wrong almost all of these IG hoes are "hot". But they always look like some kinda failed mr potato head. The bottom half is always altered and they got skinny up top. I'm thinking its a wave of lipo + ass injections cos all these girls suddenly want that black booty.

 

[Uke]

That's adorable that you think that little squirrel. Really the first one is the only requirement.

Im blessed with all dees tots and tings

 

[Doughie99]

Kudos if he is actually taping that,

He is definitely taping her. I seen the evidence :


ps. It's "tapped". I know it's not your 1st idioma....

 

[Topguntrophey]

RIGHT?! Don't get me wrong almost all of these IG hoes are "hot". But they always look like some kinda failed mr potato head. The bottom half is always altered and they got skinny up top. I'm thinking its a wave of lipo + ass injections cos all these girls suddenly want that black booty.

look up tamaraxoxxo on IG. Yeah I'd bang her still.

not me. doggy style looking at the back like:

 

[Lovelyboy]

6/10 at best. Body is decent face not so much. But overall I'd class her as fairly attractive. Not really impressed.

 

[markys00]

RIGHT?! Don't get me wrong almost all of these IG hoes are "hot". But they always look like some kinda failed mr potato head. The bottom half is always altered and they got skinny up top. I'm thinking its a wave of lipo + ass injections cos all these girls suddenly want that black booty.

'black booty'? I think it's more of a Latina booty. What it saying is a myth. Stop it

 

[SolarSeiko]

'black booty'? I think it's more of a Latina booty. What it saying is a myth. Stop it

I don't know about you but I've seen more black girls that have a natural body to what that sommerray girl and all the other IG hoes are trying to have. Maybe its real but I doubt it. Lots of DMs from oil sheikhs and paid surgeries going on.

Also who started that high waisted tights thing? Fuck what happened to normal length ones? Am I the only 30s guy that doesn't like that shit?