The same cop pulled over Brendan Schaub.
Officer Brown: Do you know why i'm pulling you over, Mr. Schaub?
Brendan Schaub: Nope. I have no idea. But did you know i'm kind of a big deal? I have my own podcast called Fighter and the Kid, and my nickname is Big Brown.
Officer Brown: ...and your point is?
Brendan Schaub: Big BROWN. Officer BROWN. C'mon man! We're practically brothers.
Officer Brown: No, we're not. I'm not black.
Brendan Schaub: Well, neither am I.
Officer Brown: Why is your nickname "Big Brown" then?
Brendan Schaub: Because my UFC record was shit.
Officer Brown: I'm letting you off with a warning.