Media Brenda Schaub "i chased them"

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He wasn't there, but he chased them, there was a tiger, the cops thought he robbed his own house... sounds like the plot to a Seinfeld episode or something...
 
Joonyer said:
Ok, so my doctor told me not to listen to Schaub. Bad for brain, he says. So I'm trying to decipher this story via the forums:

Shaub's house was being robbed while he was sucking all the dicks, then Schaub discovered the robbers and realized he hadn't sucked their sucks yet. So he chased the robbers down, sucked their sucks real quick, but then one of the robbers had bees on his dick. Schaub got stung many times on his dick sucking lips before running back to his house and sucking a Tiger's dick?

Did I get that right? Correct me where I got it wrong please. Thx!
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That's super wrong... He got stung by bees first and then proceeded to give out BJs, but the gang ran because they saw a giant puffy lip monster trying to suck them off. Then he ofc sucked off a tiger, before getting mounted obviously.
 
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than hear anything Schaub has got to say.
 
lol his face does not look right at all, looks so bloated and swollen, bad botox gone wrong
 
he wasn't there, it was his spirit that was there and chased them away
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He’s either got a drinking problem or a drug problem. He looks terrible lately. I’m not being a hater either, he was a decent looking guy.

Also, how was he doing stand up and able to chase the robbers?
 
Law of One said:
He’s big as fuck and has guns. Why wouldn’t he protect his family? The hate the guy gets here is a bit much sometimes.

That being said that all meat diet can’t be doing him any favors.
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I went all meat for a month and got super lean. Something tells me he's not exactly disciplined with his diet.
 
I can't wait until some legitimate comedian who he has respect for just calls him out for his atrociously bad standup in both comedy and mma so we can watch how he stumbles with addressing it.
 
Schaub is on that keto diet where you get to eat all the carbs you want you just don't count them.
 
Bjjpitbull8 said:
He’s either got a drinking problem or a drug problem. He looks terrible lately. I’m not being a hater either, he was a decent looking guy.

Also, how was he doing stand up and able to chase the robbers?
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Yeah, I think a lot of people here just line up to shit on the guy no matter what but he legit looks terrible. Like unhealthy terrible.
 
Bjjpitbull8 said:
He’s either got a drinking problem or a drug problem. He looks terrible lately. I’m not being a hater either, he was a decent looking guy.

Also, how was he doing stand up and able to chase the robbers?
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He said he stood up to the robbers.
 
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