Media Brenda Schaub "i chased them"

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Joe Rogan needs to give him another intervention but this time it's for obesity.
 
He probably chased them with his trousers and his jocks down around his ankles
 
Brendan is the type of guy to act like he is robbing his own home just to have something to talk about on his podcast lol
 
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Wader we talmbout B?

I'm J..J...Jacked to the gills, UFC heavyweight, work ethnic of a cawlmedian, got guns for daaaays. Iny burlglers can kick rocks B, you're biting up the wrong tree dawlg
 
You would either try and sleep with them or phone Joe first to ask what to do.
 
He wasn't there but also chased them, interdasting

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Ok, so my doctor told me not to listen to Schaub. Bad for brain, he says. So I'm trying to decipher this story via the forums:

Shaub's house was being robbed while he was sucking all the dicks, then Schaub discovered the robbers and realized he hadn't sucked their sucks yet. So he chased the robbers down, sucked their sucks real quick, but then one of the robbers had bees on his dick. Schaub got stung many times on his dick sucking lips before running back to his house and sucking a Tiger's dick?

Did I get that right? Correct me where I got it wrong please. Thx!
 
His looks like he had a 10k carb cheat day with 15g of sodium while on D-bol. GODDAM
 
His looks like he had a 10k carb cheat day with 15g of sodium while on D-bol. GODDAM
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Anna flacksis is teeeeeerible B, a hunned tercent. Had to git the bowtalks when I got my cawlmedy special on showtime, you know how hawleywood types be slingin' hawgs, the juice is worth the squeeze tho y'gittit
 
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He’s big as fuck and has guns. Why wouldn’t he protect his family? The hate the guy gets here is a bit much sometimes.

That being said that all meat diet can’t be doing him any favors.
This. It's one of the most relatable sentiments in mankind and he's still getting roasted for it.

What are you guys implying you would do?
 
“I wasn’t there, they did it when I left to do a comedy show....l chased them”

People pay to listen to him “talk”.

The people who defend this genius are the same ones who write love letters to prisoners.
 
some people say you can't chase people if you aren't there

but i think you'd be surprised
 
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