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A man was born. No one knew where he came from. Know one knew how he came to be.
He simply was.
As he matured he spread the word of his ideas. For his love of all violence. People called him crazy. People called him a monster.
Today, we call him the Just Bleed God.
His followers worshipped him for years.
They flocked to the arenas in thousands celebrating the violence.
All was perfectly violent in the world.
That’s when the Flair Nation attacked.
At first it was a drop in the bucket. It was a rare occurrence. An occasional “woooo” could be heard bellowing through a stadium.
But as the strength or the “woo” nation grew, the Just Bleed God became angry. An occasional Woo became a regular occurrence. It became common practice each and every event. And before long it was a constant sound heard through our entire events.
The Just Bleed God could not tolerate this intrusion. So he made a deal with satan. He sacrificed his fertility to give birth to a creature. A monster.
It appeared to be a man, but it was not. It was something....other worldly. He was summoned to this world to create a vision the Just Bleed God could never accomplish without making the ultimate sacrifice. And thus Tony Ferguson was born.
The Just Bleed religion surged back, and became stronger than ever. And as Tony became stronger, and his chances of becoming champion of the UFC increased, the people once again became happier than ever.
You’re welcome.
He simply was.
As he matured he spread the word of his ideas. For his love of all violence. People called him crazy. People called him a monster.
Today, we call him the Just Bleed God.
His followers worshipped him for years.
They flocked to the arenas in thousands celebrating the violence.
All was perfectly violent in the world.
That’s when the Flair Nation attacked.
At first it was a drop in the bucket. It was a rare occurrence. An occasional “woooo” could be heard bellowing through a stadium.
But as the strength or the “woo” nation grew, the Just Bleed God became angry. An occasional Woo became a regular occurrence. It became common practice each and every event. And before long it was a constant sound heard through our entire events.
The Just Bleed God could not tolerate this intrusion. So he made a deal with satan. He sacrificed his fertility to give birth to a creature. A monster.
It appeared to be a man, but it was not. It was something....other worldly. He was summoned to this world to create a vision the Just Bleed God could never accomplish without making the ultimate sacrifice. And thus Tony Ferguson was born.
The Just Bleed religion surged back, and became stronger than ever. And as Tony became stronger, and his chances of becoming champion of the UFC increased, the people once again became happier than ever.
You’re welcome.
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