Breaking Dime Piece Mackenzie Dern Signed to the UFC

She's a promoter's dream-come-true, but she's terribly overrated skill-wise who's only getting exposure for her... looks, and will end up being UFC's (grappling) version of Heather Hardy.

Also, her Brazilian accent is the flyweight version of PVZ's head-shaving scandal.

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Pal, I worked in the adult film industry for a decade. I assure you, I've turned down more top tier pussy than you've jerked off too. Which we both know is A LOT <45>

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Awesome "Pal". When was your last trip to AIM?
 
This is sherdog. Everyone here makes 200K a year, bangs supermodels, drives a Bugatti, has 9 different black belts, less than 5% body fat, and grew up poor but made all their successes in life on their own with no help. The less successful ones are Navy Seals.
Damn...I've worked as a hotel concierge for the last 5 years, y'all are some impressive motherfuckers.
 
She needs to stop pretending she's Brazilian
 
Ooooh, look who's making fights for the fat girl...

if she is fat than what is gabi Garcia than.

guess you just one of those haters who thinks all woman fighters should be fired and sent back to the kitchen,.
 

oh look a jui jitsu champion that was a champion when she was only training jiu jitsu started losing at it after she started fighting in mma, it's almost like she was training for 2 different sports.
 
oh look a jui jitsu champion that was a champion when she was only training jiu jitsu started losing at it after she started fighting in mma, it's almost like she was training for 2 different sports.
So she started sucking at BJJ when she started MMA because she couldn't balance both (even though BJJ is an aspect of MMA to be trained for)?

And she's supposed to be the next big thing, LOL?
 
if she is fat than what is gabi Garcia than.

guess you just one of those haters who thinks all woman fighters should be fired and sent back to the kitchen,.

Awww, look at the wittew white knight

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Lol did she lose to a MMA fighter in jits match ?? No. So your example is meaningless.

And Bj Penn ? who was mostly a striker and really never fully utilized his grappling ability ?? Dern will not strike with other gals so ,again , your example is inappropriate.
 
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This is sherdog. Everyone here makes 200K a year, bangs supermodels, drives a Bugatti, has 9 different black belts, less than 5% body fat, and grew up poor but made all their successes in life on their own with no help. The less successful ones are Navy Seals.

Dude are you hacking me? How did you find out everything about my identity?
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new subscriber...

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Great job. After all....nothing screams "Alpha" like trying to convince strangers on the internet that you're an "Alpha."

I guess I overestimated the intelligence level on this site. This is going to be more fun than I thought. :)
 
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