Brad From Home Improvement Arrested For Strangulation

As a non-American "soccer" fan I can tell you Americans rarely make it in the big football leagues.
Doesn't matter.he could still play in some C league overseas and come back home to coach as an assistant at a college and make decent money (salary, benefits, and camp cash). Plus, it's not like a soccer team will ever be cut by the athletic department.
 
Brad Looks like he beer for breakfast
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Mark looks like he going to go on a rampage someday.
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Legit loled at this. Nice
 
That first pic of him from Home Improvement, looks like the kinda kid that would grow up to choke a bitch.
 
You learn something new every day. This was particularly interesting to me as an MMA fan.

Apparently we need to start saying rear naked strangle, which be honest, sounds a lot cooler.

Differences from choking[edit]
Although sometimes the words are used interchangeably, "strangulation" and "choking" are not the same thing. Choking is when air flow is blocked by food or a foreign object in the trachea – something that can be addressed by the Heimlich maneuver. Strangulation, by contrast, is defined by reduced air flow and/or blood flow to or from the brain via the intentional external compression of blood vessels or the airway in the neck. Notably, however, many victims of strangulation refer to the assault as "choking".

Both manual strangulation (i.e., gripping the throat with one’s hands) and ligature strangulation (e.g., belts, scarves) have been reported in intimate partner violence cases.[1]
An interesting differentiation in a medical context, but only deceptively obscure because it doesn't actually hold true for the greater world of language. My first assumption to explain this would have been that we didn't use "stranglehold" in MMA or martial arts specifically because it invoked imagery of criminal violence, particularly against women, when you were trying to attract kids to the dojo, or to fight for mainstream acceptance as a sport, when it already struggled so badly in the early days to stray from those associations (though the UFC originally embraced the illicit ethos as part of its marketing in the earliest days).

But that doesn't hold up. The primary denotation of the transitive form conforms to how we presently use it, and there are usage examples predating the birth of the UFC by 690 years:
OED said:
choke, v.
(tʃəʊk)
Pa. tense and pple. choked (tʃəʊkt). Forms: 4–5 cheke, [chekyn], 5– choke, (6 schoke). Also 6–9 choak(e; occas. 6–9 (esp. in mod. dial.) chock, 6 chouke, 9 Sc. chouk, chowk, 9 dial. chuck. Rare str. pa. pple, in 7 choaken.

1.I.1 trans. To suffocate by external compression of the throat; to throttle, strangle; to produce a sensation of strangling. (Still the ordinary word for this sense in Scotland.)

1303 R. Brunne Handl. Synne 3192 Now shal he me strangle and cheke, Ne shal y neuer aftyr speke. c 1440 Promp. Parv., Chekyn, or querchyn [Pynson, querken], suffoco. 1584 D. Powel Lloyd's Cambria 29 Slaine or some say Choaked by his own men. 1602 ‘Philaretes’ (title), Work for Chimney-sweepers‥or A warning for Tobacconists‥Better be chokt with English hemp, then poisoned with Indian Tabacco. 1676 Hobbes Iliad iii. 352 Choakt by the Latchet underneath his chin. 1790 Cowper Iliad iii. 447 The broider'd band That underbraced his helmet at the chin‥Choak'd him. 1865 Holland Plain T. ii. 77 Men clothed in black and choked with white cravates. 1866 Kingsley Herew. xiv. 183 The man who choked the Emir. 1870 Bryant Iliad I. iii. 99 The embroidered band that held The helmet‥was choking him.
Presently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chokehold
A chokehold, choke, stranglehold or, in Judo, shime-waza (Japanese: 絞技, lit. 'constriction technique')[1] is a general term for a grappling hold that critically reduces or prevents either air (choking)[2] or blood (strangling) from passing through the neck of an opponent. The restriction may be of one or both and depends on the hold used and the reaction of the victim.

The lack of blood or air often leads to unconsciousness or even death if the hold is maintained. Chokeholds are used in martial arts, combat sports, self-defense, law enforcement and in military hand to hand combat applications. They are considered superior to brute-force manual strangling, which generally requires a large disparity in physical strength to be effective.[3] Rather than using the fingers or arms to attempt to crush the neck, chokeholds effectively use leverage such as figure-four holds or collar holds that use the clothes to assist in the constriction.

The terminology used varies; in most martial arts, the term "chokehold" or "choke" is used for all types of grappling holds that strangle. This can be misleading as most holds aim to strangle not choke with the exception of "air chokes" (choking means "to have severe difficulty in breathing because of a constricted or obstructed throat or a lack of air"[2]). In Judo terminology, "blood chokes" are referred to as "strangleholds" or "strangles" while "air chokes" are called "chokeholds" or "chokes".[1] In forensics, the terms "strangle" and "stranglehold" designate any type of neck compression,[3] while in law-enforcement they are referred to as "neck holds".[4]
 
You learn something new every day. This was particularly interesting to me as an MMA fan.

Apparently we need to start saying rear naked strangle, which be honest, sounds a lot cooler.
Sounds like a lot of retraining, let’s just change the definition in the dictionary.
 
Tim is one of the famously reformed junkies who left that lifestyle behind before achieving his success.

He is vociferously anti-drug, and while he knows enough to understand what can lead a person to that life, he doesn't make endless excuses for them.
Dude lucked out in the entertainment world, that's a million to one even if you have talent. If that didn't happen for him he'd probably still be mixed up in trouble.
He should realize that and not be too opinionated about it.
Vociferously anti drug? That's been a trademark of people hiding something. Politics is full of examples, anti gay, anti drug, whatever, getting caught engaging.
Does he condemn all drugs or does he have different reasoning for each? Is he straight edge?
His opinions don't bother me as much as the reek of posturing and hypocrisy. Toy story money has the guy a little self important.
And how do give us galaxy quest and then make 20 years of bullshit. Can we get a sequel. Fuckin Tim Allen.
 
yah, thats the one.

she used to party a lot in highschool. She hung out with my group of friends for a while. one time she took a stack of cash from her brother when he wasnt home and we convinced her to buy a bunch of weed to share with us. i was a lowlife back then..

i don’t think that’s being a lowlife, you were just trying to have a good time on someone else’s dime.

l@nd0
 
Dude lucked out in the entertainment world, that's a million to one even if you have talent. If that didn't happen for him he'd probably still be mixed up in trouble.
He should realize that and not be too opinionated about it.
Vociferously anti drug? That's been a trademark of people hiding something. Politics is full of examples, anti gay, anti drug, whatever, getting caught engaging.
Does he condemn all drugs or does he have different reasoning for each? Is he straight edge?
His opinions don't bother me as much as the reek of posturing and hypocrisy. Toy story money has the guy a little self important.
And how do give us galaxy quest and then make 20 years of bullshit. Can we get a sequel. Fuckin Tim Allen.
You seem incredibly eager to condemn Tim Allen based on hypotheticals you've invented, and despite candidly admitting you don't really know anything about him, his past, or his sobriety.

Drugs are destroying this country. Illegal and legal drugs alike. The weak will always find excuses to justify their craving. There is a reckoning headed our way if we don't find the strength to acknowledge this ourselves. An external, stronger power will force us to concede it's a devil we've known, that we invited in of our own volition, but by then, it will be too late.
 
You learn something new every day. This was particularly interesting to me as an MMA fan.

Apparently we need to start saying rear naked strangle, which be honest, sounds a lot cooler.

Differences from choking[edit]
Although sometimes the words are used interchangeably, "strangulation" and "choking" are not the same thing. Choking is when air flow is blocked by food or a foreign object in the trachea – something that can be addressed by the Heimlich maneuver. Strangulation, by contrast, is defined by reduced air flow and/or blood flow to or from the brain via the intentional external compression of blood vessels or the airway in the neck. Notably, however, many victims of strangulation refer to the assault as "choking".

Both manual strangulation (i.e., gripping the throat with one’s hands) and ligature strangulation (e.g., belts, scarves) have been reported in intimate partner violence cases.[1]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke strangle a bitch?
 
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