Movies Borderlands movie

Gina Gershon is playing Mad Moxxi
 
Casting sucks. I have a feeling some other characters will have small roles. Zero, Maya, diamond horse etc. I have tiny tina as all my different alert tones on my phone. I can't not hear her voice. I thought tiny tina was a slightly deranged anorexic white chick? Whoever is playing Roland I can't stand. Lilith isn't old and sound old. I love Blanchett but fuck it's just really bad. Krieg as main character?! Might as well throw in a create a character, random actor to walk into the video game movie. Cgi must be exquisite. If I'm still alive when it is streaming maybe I'll watch it.
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Kevin Hart is one of those actors I can't think of a single good movie or show he's been in, or one he improved due to his contributions.

His range is 'funny short black guy' and he's actually a short black guy trying to be funny.
 
Odd choice of music for something Borderlands inspired too.

And like others said not a fan of the casting of Lilith or Roland. Not sure what to think of Tannis. Tiny Tina looks great though.

Where's Brick? Mordecai?


Agreed on the music, they should have gone with Short Change Hero from Borderlands 2. That would have been a cool callback.
 
I will become a believer if they can cast Jake Gyllenhaal to play Handsome Jack in the next movie if they make it that far.


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I was actually picturing Will Arnett in that role. Yes I realize he was also the voice actor for the villain in Wonderlands but he does such a great job playing a douchy egomaniac and making it funny. And that's exactly what Handsome Jack is, a hilarious douchy egomaniac.
 
I must've watched this 50 times and I keep sharing it.


“check this out though—first of all you’re throwin’ too many big words out at me. k, now, because i don’t understand ‘em, i’m gonna take ‘em as disrespec’. watch your mouth.” is such a good line
 
Never played the games enough to be worried about it. But the casting legitimately is dogwater.
Not that she fits the role, but I'm a bit surprised that they got Cate Blachette for this thing. Seems a little beneath her.
 
Not that she fits the role, but I'm a bit surprised that they got Cate Blachette for this thing. Seems a little beneath her.
she prob was thinking about buying a new vacation home, courtesy of her Borderlands paycheck
 
Never played the game, but this looks like a crappier version of Guardians of the Galaxy
 
she prob was thinking about buying a new vacation home, courtesy of her Borderlands paycheck

My impression is that the studio just wants to finally release this thing, which everybody thinks is a bomb, and get it over with. therefore I am not sure how much press they will do. But if Blanchett does end up doing a lot of press, that will be fun. She is a pro and so I look forward to her gushing over the film and how much she was drawn to the character, et al while all she can actually think about is the aforementioned vacation house.
 
My son and I were looking forward to this, will probably at least start it. No doubt it will end up like the Warcraft movie though.

Unless they somehow convinced Kevin Hart to not be Kevin Hart..........
 
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