I noticed in the calender that tomorrow is your birthday. We here at anti decided to get a cake for you. Unfortunately the baker thought your name was Andrew and thought your nickname was pokemon. The party is at the Black Anus Karaoke bar, everyone who is everyone will be there. Happy Birthday Art.
My cake: And my presents: A free trip to the dentist to get yourself some golden teeth A cane that goes with your outfit. And btw: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!