Best Steven Seagal story ever: ?

[Dukorse]

seagal is nuts like 99% of hollywood ppl

 

[The13]

I've heard this story before, but Curt Hennig was 6'2" and about 235ish in the mid 80s, 250ish in the early 90's. He was also never an NCAA wrestling champion, though I've heard he was a pretty good wrestler in high school. The story itself is very believable, but some of that shit was way off.

6'5 was a typo, everything else I've heard from other people through the time. I'm not that big of a fan of Hennig to know his accomplishments and to know what exactly is true.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

A few more details on the Judo Gene story:

Segal was claiming he could not be choked out, that he had a move that could get him out of any choke.

Once the choke was applied Segal hammered Lebell in the nuts, apparently his secret move was a groin strike.

Source: Rogan podcast.

Any choke, eh? Lol, pretty hard to nail a guy in the nuts if he's got both hooks in while you're face down on the ground with only a few seconds left of consciousness.

 

[Timurd123]

best thread in a long time

 

[hall**]

Here's another gem:

bro that is the same one which I posted in the first post of the thread.

 

[SuperLuigi]

and incorrect tense of "to shit"

lol thought i was the only one who notices these things

 

[uncookedpork**]

For the earlier poster who cannot get the seagal vid to work on youtube in the usa:

I was going to try it through a proxy, but I found it is working on many other sites, like this:

 

[Fishmonger]

bro that is the same one which I posted in the first post of the thread.

Well...

 

[lapollarecords]

This video is honestly the funniest shit produced on Seagal. Unfortunately, it's blocked from being viewed in the U.S. for some stupid ass reason. Several years ago, it was viewable. It was some cracking-ribs type funny.


If anyone isn't in the U.S., please attempt to watch this video and let me know if you're allowed to do so:

I can't

 

[uncookedpork**]

That interview is gold; Nam not understanding Helwani is being sarcastic.

On that same note, Ariel has interviewed Seagal several times now and is always serious to his face, but then messes with him behind his back. I could see the seemingly psycho Seagal being the first one to finally assault Helwani.

 

[GrindingANARCHY]

I got a good one.....

While back when I was younger I was at this bar in Chicago....hanging out. Seagal walks in with a photo of the girl and starts asking a few of the bar flys if they have seen her. He walks up to this tough looking guy and sais...."eh man, you seen this girl"............guy sais " I'VE SEEN THE TOP OF HER HEAD" and he gestures pushing her head into his crotch.

Seagal lost it and beat the shit out of him and a few other guys at the bar....he actually kneed the guy right the face and knocked him out. The bartender and owner was super pissed off.....

The girl he was looking for was getting high upstairs with some loser. I think Seagal beat him up to....I saw the kid rolling down the stairs and he got arrested after that.

True story....will never forget it.

Sounds like its from a movie lol I would have loved to see some shit like this.

 

[Fishmonger]

Sounds like its from a movie lol I would have loved to see some shit like this.

 

[Oberon]

Mr Rutten loves a good Seagull story

 

[Gandzooka]

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

THAT'S the best Seagal story. Bit long, but absolutely hilarious.

Yes

"Although Seagal was granted limited immunity, which prevented him from being prosecuted for anything incriminating he might say on the stand, Seagal did not relish having his elaborately constructed mystique picked apart by lawyers. For four hours, the defense circled and jabbed at Seagal. Many of Seagal's claims from the past came back to haunt him. He was asked at one point if he had once hired "someone to set up a man in a compromising homosexual situation."

Here are few other links I tend to post on Seagal threads:

http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/
http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/

Then there was Seagal

 

[Starman]

Talking about Stephen Quadros on another thread reminded me of his little incident with Steven Seagal. Was glad to find it immortalized in this old thread.

Also, just for shits and giggles, here is one version of the story of Seagal refusing to fight Van Damme at a party held by Sylvester Stallone. Basically, Sly said Van Damme was too strong and Seagal didn’t want any part of it.

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/jean-claude-van-damme-challenged-action-icon-fight.html

In another interview, Van Damme said he told Seagal to meet him outside because he didn’t want to wreck Sly’s house. So he told Seagal to step outside, waited two hours, then went back in only to find Seagal had fled the scene.

I guess Seagull didn’t want to shit himself again.

 

[BadMoneySlim]

Steven Segal was very interested in Mamajuana in an episode of Lawman where him and some cops were harassing a guy , if anyone knows what that is lol

 

[JKS]

Legend!

 

[PokerMage]

I got a good one.....

While back when I was younger I was at this bar in Chicago....hanging out. Seagal walks in with a photo of the girl and starts asking a few of the bar flys if they have seen her. He walks up to this tough looking guy and sais...."eh man, you seen this girl"............guy sais " I'VE SEEN THE TOP OF HER HEAD" and he gestures pushing her head into his crotch.

Seagal lost it and beat the shit out of him and a few other guys at the bar....he actually kneed the guy right the face and knocked him out. The bartender and owner was super pissed off.....

The girl he was looking for was getting high upstairs with some loser. I think Seagal beat him up to....I saw the kid rolling down the stairs and he got arrested after that.

True story....will never forget it.

Good one.

and you know maybe in a modern day sense they were not pro fighter's but guys like Bruce Lee, Norris, and so many other TMA older guys regardless of what you think of them they know more about marital arts, training technique, better physical condition, then most of the moron's on here who would get there ass kicked by them as it is.

and you never know if they were born in a different era, maybe they woulda gravitated to so called "Real Fighting" if there was the kinda money it it like there is now. Instead guys just mock them.

Thou to be fair Seagal is kinda crazy and for that he deserves it and for the shit he says but for the TMA and Martial arts aspect not nearly as much heat as he gets. just my 2c's

 

[Masturbin]

That was cool af

 

[Karl_Hungus]

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Welln...ange-sexual-quirk-kayden-nguyen-lawsuit/story

Steven Seagal has a "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal," according to a sexual harassment complaint filed by his ex-assistant, Kayden Nguyen, but until the case against the star goes to court, everyone involved is keeping mum as to what might be.

Nguyen's formal sexual harassment complaint, filed Monday, spends two paragraphs discussing the existence of said "reaction" and the ability of others who have seen Seagal aroused to verify it. For now, however, Nguyen and her attorney, William Waldo, say they have no intention of sharing specifics.

"I understand why you're asking about it," Waldo said, "but I can't go into specifics. There is something he does -- he knows what it is and she does and everyone else who has had a similar experience with Mr. Seagal knows."

Seagal's manager, David Unger, has also declined to comment on the issue. Seagal's attorney, Marty Singer, did not respond to inquiries about Seagal's "reaction" but in a written statement he said that the lawsuit "is a ridiculous and absurd claim by a disgruntled ex-employee who was fired for using illegal narcotics."

Why all the secrecy? Waldo says it goes beyond protecting the actor's privacy, which he admits is one factor. But he said that this alleged secret reaction has become a way to identify other alleged sexual harassment victims of Seagal's.

"There are a lot of real victims of Mr. Seagal who are now coming forward," Waldo said, "and as you can imagine, there are also people who aren't real victims" but who want to claim that they were "for the attention."

Because of the unique and exceptional nature of Seagal's sexual "reaction," Waldo said, intimate knowledge of this trait has helped him separate the wheat from the chaff among those claiming to have been assaulted, Waldo said.

If "someone comes forward and says 'I know what that physiological thing is', and they really do, that helps their credibility." If they don't mention it, he said, they most likely have not had sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, with the star.

"These aren't casual allegations," Waldo adds in response to Singer's allegations that Nguyen's claims are fabricated, "they're serious and verified under penalty of perjury, because they're true."

In response to Singer's statement, Waldo also said that Nguyen "was not 'fired', she escaped" and that "the allegation about 'using illegal narcotics' is false."

Strange Sex
While the details will remain hush-hush for the moment, the allegation raises questions: most notably, have bizarre physiological reactions to sexual arousal been noted in others?

ABC News had sexual health experts weigh in on the strange things that sometimes happen when people get turned on.

When a man or a woman becomes sexually aroused, a series of events take place that ready the body for sex.

"The process starts with a reaction to some sexual stimulus ... experienced as a state of excitement and awareness of [the manifestations of] arousal, such as an increased heart rate," said Dr. John Bancroft, former director of the Kinsey Institute for Sex, Gender and Reproduction.

The eyes dilate, blood flow to the genitalia increases, breathing accelerates, and blood pressure kicks it up a notch.

Why would an unexpected bodily reaction take place alongside this normal physiological chain?

"The brain works as a whole, but is also compartmentalized; it's possible to have a wire crossed," said Dr. Gil Wilshire, a reproductive endocrinologist at Mid-Missouri Reproductive Medicine and Surgery.

"This is how we get things like synesthesia, where people smell colors or see sounds," he said, and this kind of glitch in the brain can lead to strange side effects during arousal and orgasm as the brain becomes flooded with activity.

Arousal can produce compulsive sneezing in some, spontaneous tears for others, he said, and more commonly, women will urinate a bit.

"Some girls call it spending a penny," Wilshire said, referring to the small loss of urine during arousal or orgasm.

Given that the same nerve serves the genital and urinary system, "it's easy to see how one affects the other," Wilshire said.

Michael Castleman, sex educator, counselor and founder of GreatSexAfter40.com, added that "sneezing and crying are the two that are most widely noted. They're just about emotional release and people release emotions differently."

"When it comes to human sexuality and the human sexual arousal response there is a tremendous degree of variation," said Dr. David Greenfield of the Healing Center in West Hartford, Conn. "Although there is a range of behavior that is 'normal' there are many idiosyncratic sexual arousal responses that people have."

As to Seagal's alleged idiosyncrasy, Greenfield "cannot guess what [it] might be," but says that "there are many unique responses that we have that seem unusual and in some cases they are less unusual then we might think."

Waldo said that Nguyen will present her detailed description of Seagal's alleged "unique reaction to arousal" at the trial. No court date has been set at this time.