Best Steven Seagal story ever: ?

Best story was Gene L slapping on a RNC on seagal, causing Steaven to shat himself.
 
My favorite is when he tried to force Jenny McCarthy into sleeping with him.
 
BJJBB said:
Best story was Gene L slapping on a RNC on seagal, causing Steaven to shat himself.
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That story isn't that great imo, because Seagal let Gene slap on that RNC and when you go out it's not unusual to shit yourself.

There were a few stories Stephen Quadros told, one when he met Seagal for the first time and felt like Seagal was positioning himself to kick him in that balls and Quadros kept turning so Seagal wouldn't have an angle but Seagal kept turning with him.
There was also one when Seagal was telling Quadros that he has students that would beat up Sakuraba, this was when Saku was at his peak. So Quadros told him to bring them over and he'll set it up so they'll fight Saku in Pride.
 
Any time he opens his mouth is a story my favorite parts when he gets quiet
 
I got a good one.....

While back when I was younger I was at this bar in Chicago....hanging out. Seagal walks in with a photo of the girl and starts asking a few of the bar flys if they have seen her. He walks up to this tough looking guy and sais...."eh man, you seen this girl"............guy sais " I'VE SEEN THE TOP OF HER HEAD" and he gestures pushing her head into his crotch.

Seagal lost it and beat the shit out of him and a few other guys at the bar....he actually kneed the guy right the face and knocked him out. The bartender and owner was super pissed off.....

The girl he was looking for was getting high upstairs with some loser. I think Seagal beat him up to....I saw the kid rolling down the stairs and he got arrested after that.

True story....will never forget it.
 
There was a good one also about him and Mr.Perfect (Curt Hennig from the old WWF days)
Well, at the time when Seagull was still some kind of popular, Hennig was a fan of his. And they met at the airport, Hennig wanted to took a picture with him and Seagull agreed. After the picture was taken Seagull wanted to be some kind of bigger men so he snapped some variation of an armlock. Hennig being 6'5 220 lbs and a huge guy, former NCAA Wrestling champion just grabbed Seagull's arm and almost smashed it so hard that he wouldn't be able to move it. After that Seagull left immediately as the crowd got bigger.

Take it for what it's worth, it's just a story. Could be true, could be false.

EDIT: This was my 100th post. YAY! A little milestone for me. ^^
 
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segal should have his own forum on sherdog. Segal threads are the best eva.
 
This video is honestly the funniest shit produced on Seagal. Unfortunately, it's blocked from being viewed in the U.S. for some stupid ass reason. Several years ago, it was viewable. It was some cracking-ribs type funny.


If anyone isn't in the U.S., please attempt to watch this video and let me know if you're allowed to do so:









 
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