Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

LordBloodraven said:
"I still like him better than Steinbrenner."


That whole episode is gold.
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Bart and Lisa: (heckling) Darrrrryl....Darrrryl...Darrryyyl

Marge: Kids, stop that...

Bart or Lisa ( can't remember): It's OK mom, he's a professional athlete, he is used to it.


Strawberry Close Up: Wipes single tear from his eye
 
Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?

Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie?

Lisa: According to "Eternity Magazine", you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is subtly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.

Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
 
There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
 
GordoBarraBJJ said:
Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?

Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie?

Lisa: According to "Eternity Magazine", you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is subtly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.

Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
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hahah
 
Sexual Harassment episode.

Angry mob:2,4,6,8 Homers crime was really great.......great meaning large or immense we use it in the pejorative sense!
 
GordoBarraBJJ said:
The Radio Bart episode - (when Bart pretended he was a kid trapped in a well):

Man hawking ``Timmy's Baby Teeth'' ($6 a bag).

Homer finds Lisa dancing provocatively in front of the television. She's
watching a TV dance show, laden with pretty young girls dancing the same
way. Homer drools at the girls (reflected not only in his eyes, but
also in his drool).

Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively]
Mon-ney. [hands over a huge wad of bills]
Lisa: [riffles through it] Dad, this is a hundred and ten dollars!
Homer: Oh, sorry. [gives her the entire wallet]

Announcer: ... But order now. Supply is limited.
Homer: Gasp! Limited!?!? [frantically dials the phone]
Do you have any of those microphones left?
Clerk: [standing in a warehouse filled to the roof with boxes
of microphones] Yeah, a couple...
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Lots of great quotes on that episode.


Homer: That little Timmy is a real hero.
Lisa: What makes him a hero, Dad?
Homer: Well, he fell down the well and ... can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero?
Homer: Well, it's more than you did!
 
Judge:"The bailiff will now hand over the verdict.....This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin."
Pans back to reveal Lionel Hutz crouched by stand with the real verdict in his hand.
Looking down at him. Judge:"And it still says guilty, and guilty is spelled wrong!"
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
Judge:"The bailiff will now hand over the verdict.....This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin."
Pans back to reveal Lionel Hutz crouched by stand with the real verdict in his hand.
Looking down at him. Judge:"And it still says guilty, and guilty is spelled wrong!"
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Hutz: well I lost your case so your pizza's free.

Marge: but we won the case.

Hutz: thats ok, the box is empty
 
CECIL: Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.
CLETUS: Mr.Terwilliger, come quick! There's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir. See cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geetch, that's our old smell hound, and--
MERL: Geetch gone to heaven Mr.Terwilliger.
SIDESHOW BOB (angry): Oh, cousin Merl, really!
 
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: [pause] Well, touch
 
GordoBarraBJJ said:
Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?

Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie?

Lisa: According to "Eternity Magazine", you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is subtly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.

Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
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Wow. I thought I'd seen season 3 backwards and forwards but I don't remember this quote at all.

brb, watching S03E23
 
Grob said:
CECIL: Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.
CLETUS: Mr.Terwilliger, come quick! There's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir. See cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geetch, that's our old smell hound, and--
MERL: Geetch gone to heaven Mr.Terwilliger.
SIDESHOW BOB (angry): Oh, cousin Merl, really!
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CECIL: Temper, temper, Bob. You know Cousin Merl "ain't been quite right lately"


:D
 
Bart Vs Australia episode.


[looking at Uruguay on a map]
Homer: Heehee. Look at this country. "You are gay."

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfff. That's no reason to block the TV.

Homer: What kind of sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?

Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense. It's one of their proudest traditions.

Homer: YOU SOLD US OUT CONOVER!!

Marge: We have those in America. They're called bull frogs.

Australian Squeaky-Voiced Teen: That's a weird name! I'd have called them chazzwazzers!
 
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