Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

Lisa: Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up. She called me a PC thug!

Homer: Well I
 
Just noticed this in the last few episodes of the show:

Somehow Homer goes to the Swedish consulate and they call in a "Death Metal" band - it turns out to be Judas Priest. The next week, The Simpsons' episode starts with Bart doing "lines" after school with the message, "JUDAS PRIEST IS NOT 'DEATH METAL'".

Funny, I caught this after watching both episodes a couple of times. I didn't realize this actually made the news until googling the episodes! Funny stuff and quite clever! Again I caught this before as I remember even thinking, "Judas Priest isn't death metal" to myself.

http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcom...-calling-judas-priest-a-death-metal-band.html
 
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Haha, that's a great line from that episode . . .

I also like Ned when he says, "God speed little doodle." I'll sometimes use it and no one knows what the heck I'm talking about.
 
Joe McPherson said:
Haha, that's a great line from that episode . . .

I also like Ned when he says, "God speed little doodle." I'll sometimes use it and no one knows what the heck I'm talking about.
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I love the knife scene with Moe,Moleman, hibbert etc.
 
Lisa: I know it's hard to accept, Bart, but face it. Sideshow Bob has changed.

Bart: No, he hasn't. He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is. There's only one place it could possibly be.

Lisa: Bob's trailer at the construction site?

Bart: That's even better. Let's go there.

Lisa: What were you thinking?

Bart: The haunted mine.
 
Homer goes to pay his tab at Moe's and Moe says "Ah Homer you know your money's no good here, hey wait this is real."
 
In first grade around 1988-1989 one of the kids came in with a I'm Bart Simpson who the hell are you shirt and it was like the school exploded. Kids and teachers were going wild.
 
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"And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."
 
this entire clip [Frank Grimes goes nuts];

 
Abe: *Incoherent rambling*
Homer: If you don't start making sense we're going to put you in a home!
Abe: *takes out dentures* You already put me in a home!
Homer: Yeah, but we will put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes!
Abe: *Cowers* I'll be good.
 
Grob said:
CECIL: Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.
CLETUS: Mr.Terwilliger, come quick! There's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir. See cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geetch, that's our old smell hound, and--
MERL: Geetch gone to heaven Mr.Terwilliger.
SIDESHOW BOB (angry): Oh, cousin Merl, really!
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LOL, I have a buddy who still says that when he's frustrated about something
 
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-"Kirk, crackers are a family food... happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without"

-"So that's it, after 20 years, so long good luck?"

-"I dont recall saying good luck"
 
RogerTheAlien said:
Kent Brockman: Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
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Fucking gold.

Haven't seen the episode, but I love that.
 
When Maggie is born

Homer: It's a boy... and what a boy!!
Dr Hibbert: "Homer that's the umbilical cord, it's a girl"
 
The snow storm episode had a lot of sexual innuendos:

""Enough of your sexually suggestive dancing! Hand me my ranch dressing hose" there are all these skanks hanging around (homer is hallucinating).

"quick, chew through my ball sack" skinner says to the school hamster.
 
The Max Power episode:

Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power.
Max (Homer): Nobody snuggles with Max Power - you strap yourself in and feel the G's! [performs a hip gyration]
Marge: Oh, Lord!
Max: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh no! I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Max: Yeah, but faster.
 
No idea if its been posted in these threads but

HEYBARTDOYOULIKEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKYMASK?
 
Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.


When Bart first see's Reverend Lovejoy's daughter singing while a light is shining on her. the camera then pans out to show the light is coming from a lighthouse.

Man: i keep telling you the light should be pointed out to sea.

Sea Captain: SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

*boat crashes and sinks*

Sea Captain: Yarrgh, i hate the sea and everything in it.

After Grandpa tells Homer he was an accident.

Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident...he didn't want to have me.

Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.

Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child.

Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
 
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