Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

Barney: I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a
planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll
all be a lot happier.
Lisa: Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.
Barney: No, I'm not.

lol.
 
The Radio Bart episode - (when Bart pretended he was a kid trapped in a well):

Man hawking ``Timmy's Baby Teeth'' ($6 a bag).

Homer finds Lisa dancing provocatively in front of the television. She's
watching a TV dance show, laden with pretty young girls dancing the same
way. Homer drools at the girls (reflected not only in his eyes, but
also in his drool).

Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively]
Mon-ney. [hands over a huge wad of bills]
Lisa: [riffles through it] Dad, this is a hundred and ten dollars!
Homer: Oh, sorry. [gives her the entire wallet]

Announcer: ... But order now. Supply is limited.
Homer: Gasp! Limited!?!? [frantically dials the phone]
Do you have any of those microphones left?
Clerk: [standing in a warehouse filled to the roof with boxes
of microphones] Yeah, a couple...
 
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"How can ace be one and eleven? Huh? What kind of god would allow that?"

This was around the time when Simpsons was going downhill but I found that quote/scene hilarious.
 
Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this this....
Bart: Ruddiger
Brad Goodman: And if we can all be more like little Ruddiger
Marge: His name is Bart
Brad Goodman: His name isn't important!

always cracks me up for some reason. Ruddiger
 
Lisa: Maybe you could be "nicer" to Principal Skinner if you know what i mean.

Marge: LISA!!!.........i am nice.

Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.
 
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homer: Where's bart? his dinner is getting all cold and eaten...

bart: you can brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr Nick: Hey! did you go to hollywood upstairs medical college too?

Dr Nick: Calm down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!

Hank Scorpio: and Homer, if you wanna kill somebody on your way out, that would really help me out!

homer: Me lose brain? (laughs hysterically) Wait...why i laugh?

Mr Burns: MATTINGLY! I told you to trim those sideburns!
 
ShackleMeNot said:
homer: Where's bart? his dinner is getting all cold and eaten...

bart: you can brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr Nick: Hey! did you go to hollywood upstairs medical college too?

Dr Nick: Calm down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!

Hank Scorpio: and Homer, if you wanna kill somebody on your way out, that would really help me out!

homer: Me lose brain? (laughs hysterically) Wait...why i laugh?

Mr Burns: MATTINGLY! I told you to trim those sideburns!
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"I still like him better than Steinbrenner."


That whole episode is gold.
 
Mr. Burns: and get rid of those sideburns

Mattingly: what?

Mr.Burns:you heard me hippie.
 
abe simpson: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
 
Milhouse's dad:
"auhhh... So that's it? After 25 years at the cracker factory, it's just 'so long, good luck?"

Cracker factory manager:
"I don't recall saying "good luck."
 
"In Fact...I didnt even give you my coat!"
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Oh man, where to start.

The kid singing Chuck Berry's infamous song at a talent show.


The parody of The Bill scene from School House Rock. They even got Jack Sheldon to reprise the role of The Bill. Funny on so many levels. Can't find an English version of the video on Youtube so I had to go to Vimeo.

http://vimeo.com/24701987

For those that don't want to watch the video and/or want to copy and paste into the War Room (plz don't take this out of context here; I'm about Simpsons quotes, not political talk):

Amendment To Be lyrics said:
Kid: Hey! Who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Bill: I'm not garbage. (song starts)

I'm an Amendment To Be, yes an Amendment To Be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat'em
Cuz there's limits to our liberties, at least I hope and I pray that there are
Cuz those liberal freaks go too far~!

Kid: But why don't we just make a law against flag burning?
Bill: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution...
Kid: Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!
Bill: Now you're catching on!

(cut to Bart and Lisa)

Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation X'ers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little...

(cut back to Amendment To Be)

Kid: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Bill (singing): Then I'll crush all opposition to me! And I'll make Ted Kennedy Pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay~!"
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"This whole raid was as useless as that yellow lemon shaped rock over there...wait a minute! There's a lemon behind that rock!"
 
[Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters] Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
 
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