I am typically docile in nature, but your recent posting has served only to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.
I mean to remind you that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
I am here to collect it.
I am particularly keen to obtain verification of the following statements:
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My physical condition is better than most people at their prime. For example, I'm 240lbs but do 260 push ups give or take and run 2 miles everyday. At 240, right now I can do 30 hand stand push ups. I'm trying to get down to 200 lbs (which is my natural weight). I have no clue what I will be like then, but considering how much easier everything will be, I will probably get even more monstrous.
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Shulom is a freestyle/greco-roman wrestler ( New York Athletic Club) and BJJ ( Under Shaloin Ribiero BB, Dan Anderson) who would suplex his ass and then choke him the fuck out... I'm probably the only guy who trains in the OT.
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I train at the New York Athletic Club and Anderson's Martial Arts Academy
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I'm competing national in Grappler's Quest next week and I practice 4 hours a day.
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I also box.
Made by the following entity:
I am not the first to make such an exhortation.
Verily several others have been of the same mind, and thus far the only response has been:
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I'm posting a vid of the 30 handstand pushups. Give me a few weeks to find the time and it's done.
Tell me, for what purpose will you require such time?
Simply pick up your camera, record the exercise, and post it.
If you haven't a camera, I suggest you struggle to your feet, catch your breath, then climb onto your hoveround and drop a few hundred dollars at your local electronics parlor.
Surely that would amount to not more than a drop in the bucket next to your myriad gym memberships.
On that note, be sure to include some footage of yourself performing martial arts.
Moving on...
I was also fascinated to learn that:
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I don't like to be thought of as a liar under any circumstance.
That is a genuine shame, for I think you to be as honest as Charlie Sheen's claims of sobriety.
You bloated charlatan, you are as full of shit as you are circus peanuts.
So listen here, you amorphous, gelatinous blimp.
Now is your day of reckoning.
I don't want to hear one single, solitary word out of your potato salad clogged gullet until you come through with some tangible documentation of your loose lipped braying.
In closing...
I am relieved to hear that:
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I'm also an artist, poet, musician and playwright with superb fashion sense.
For surely you will require some foppish outlet for the emotional anguish you will suffer before this is over.
I am waiting,
Your Dear Helmer