best sherdog memes

[Pepparoo]

 

[Yodsanan]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Sadly a lot of the pictures are gone.

haha, thanks man. saw this thread with deleted pictures and was wondering how his wife looks after the whole shitstorm. damn...

 

[surf fu]

There was a guy in here a couple of years ago who made like 40 threads in the span of a few days, and every single thread started with "key note". It was incredibly funny after seeing like 10 threads on the first two pages with "key note" in the title. It enraged the posters and the mods obviously thought it was annoying, but was entertaining to witness. I'm shocked the key note didn't develop into a meme.

Lmao

I was one of the few who found that funny. The guy's username was Steve Jobs.

And yeah, it annoyed a lot of people.

 

[AllHailKrull**]

There was a guy in here a couple of years ago who made like 40 threads in the span of a few days, and every single thread started with "key note". It was incredibly funny after seeing like 10 threads on the first two pages with "key note" in the title. It enraged the posters and the mods obviously thought it was annoying, but was entertaining to witness. I'm shocked the key note didn't develop into a meme.

I was lurking when i saw that. steve jobs lol.

 

[zackryder]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/got-meet-frank-mir-today-1817483/

uberts is the best

 

[viruswitshoes]

Jon jones "you mad" pic

 

[DudeManley]

I really enjoy the Sport Bar throwing the word "can" into any sports team or player's name

i.e, Peyton Canning, Denver Broncans

 

[Primitivo]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/got-meet-frank-mir-today-1817483/

Yes to this. Yes.

uberts is the best

Epic stuff. I had forgotten that.

 

[ocean size]

I was here for the inception of 'teh jab' but is the origin of benching 275 around still?

 

[toaa]

Shadface, teh jab, groundhog expert, I just got married, iPad, of course UberTS. I would say UberTS is my favorite just because I watched the whole thread unfurl, although Shadface has led to the greatest shoops.

 

[Det Kimble]

Mark Belfort E.

 

[AznTrojan]

Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert.

that's a bingo

 

[Joe Rogaine]

apocoliptic sakara was an odd thread

also teh ipad

 

[Joe Rogaine]

game pits destroy all

 

[BKMMAFAN]

apocoliptic sakara was an odd thread

also teh ipad

Holy shit, the Sakara thread was amazing. :icon_chee

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I don't know if this is a meme but this video is hilarious with the back story

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/attention-shulom1-post-683-updated-video-1703687/

I am typically docile in nature, but your recent posting has served only to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.


I mean to remind you that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

I am here to collect it.


I am particularly keen to obtain verification of the following statements:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
My physical condition is better than most people at their prime. For example, I'm 240lbs but do 260 push ups give or take and run 2 miles everyday. At 240, right now I can do 30 hand stand push ups. I'm trying to get down to 200 lbs (which is my natural weight). I have no clue what I will be like then, but considering how much easier everything will be, I will probably get even more monstrous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
Shulom is a freestyle/greco-roman wrestler ( New York Athletic Club) and BJJ ( Under Shaloin Ribiero BB, Dan Anderson) who would suplex his ass and then choke him the fuck out... I'm probably the only guy who trains in the OT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I train at the New York Athletic Club and Anderson's Martial Arts Academy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I'm competing national in Grappler's Quest next week and I practice 4 hours a day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I also box.

Made by the following entity:

I am not the first to make such an exhortation.

Verily several others have been of the same mind, and thus far the only response has been:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I'm posting a vid of the 30 handstand pushups. Give me a few weeks to find the time and it's done.

Tell me, for what purpose will you require such time?


Simply pick up your camera, record the exercise, and post it.


If you haven't a camera, I suggest you struggle to your feet, catch your breath, then climb onto your hoveround and drop a few hundred dollars at your local electronics parlor.

Surely that would amount to not more than a drop in the bucket next to your myriad gym memberships.

On that note, be sure to include some footage of yourself performing martial arts.



Moving on...

I was also fascinated to learn that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I don't like to be thought of as a liar under any circumstance.

That is a genuine shame, for I think you to be as honest as Charlie Sheen's claims of sobriety.

You bloated charlatan, you are as full of shit as you are circus peanuts.



So listen here, you amorphous, gelatinous blimp.

Now is your day of reckoning.

I don't want to hear one single, solitary word out of your potato salad clogged gullet until you come through with some tangible documentation of your loose lipped braying.



In closing...

I am relieved to hear that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shulom1
I'm also an artist, poet, musician and playwright with superb fashion sense.

For surely you will require some foppish outlet for the emotional anguish you will suffer before this is over.


I am waiting,

Your Dear Helmer

 

[HuntersCreed]

Does anyone remember True Forced Loneliness?

 

[SafyreSchool**]

My fav of all time was "could I beat up Faber?"
Where some guy said he was like 6'4" with no training and asked if, due to his physical stature alone, he could take Urijah Faber in a fight. SD didn't agree, and with good reason.

Also,

Anderson Silver
Country Breakfast
Handy Couture
more...

 

[HARRISON_3]

What ever happened to GooberTaylor?

 

[Tbonetron2.0**]

thanks man

LOL! Awesome. Good pick.