Best Pro Wrestling Commentary Team

Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon

I loved them, Heenan was pure comedy Gold, he could easily be a professional comedian, his timing was incredible.

I've been to some stand up comedy shows, blahhhh very unfunny, Heenan would wipe the floor with them all
 
JR & King started rocky...got really good...then fell off real hard...especially Lawler. Heenan & Monsoon broke up the band while it was still hot.

"We've got two of the best in the business tonight. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and 'The World's Most Dangerous Man' Ken Shamrock in a submission match. Mixed martial arts vs catch-as-catch-can for the WWF Championship."

"That's great JR but I'm more interested in being a dog catcher so I can catch Debra's puppies! Ah!"

"We've got a match here King. The Hitman and Shamrock are in the ring and Debra's not."

"Ooooh. I get it. You like the strudel, now, JR? Ah!"

If only there was a time machine and a NyQuil'd Ryback to put in a blindfold match with him.
 
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My favorite commentary team since the Monday Night Wars.
#metoo
 
Watch the 1992 Royal Rumble that Flair won and Hogan turned heel at the end, Heenan puts on a fucking clinic.
1.Gorilla/Heenan
2. Vince/Ventura
3. JR/King

I always loved Gordon Solie, when he did Florida. He was a shell of himself when he got to WCW, the 3 packs a day of coffin nails, and gallon of Vodka finally caught up to him.
 
Anything that Jesse Ventura did. Even his later days with Schiavone was good. I always loved how Jesse called out faces for their shit and justified heels but always did it logically
 
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