Belfort: "I have the legs of a gazelle, the body of a lion and eyes of fire!"

[Godzilla3232]

He obviously meant he has the speed of a gazelle and strength of a Lion, but there's no reason not to take what he's saying 100% literally if you need the ego boost of calling someone out.

 

[ckalhoun]

LOL
Does he eat lightning and crap thunder too?

 

[born2killl]

and the T of a ladybug

 

[Deicide030]

he must have magnets in hes hands that are attracted to the back of peoples heads also.

 

[jjjjjjjjjjohnny]

the legs of a gazelle - i love it.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Last one.

 

[CrashStitches]

Vitor may not be eloquent, but he certainly enjoys metaphors.

He has the metaphors of a Harlem battle rapper...

Spoiler

Bro!

 

[MarloStanfield]

Yo, it's January...what's with the Paddy's hat?

im still partying from last year

 

[HC Daniel]

Last one.

hahhaha nice

 

[Winston Wolf]

Vitor Lannister.

Seriously he has a thing going on for lions.

 

[SCIRCA]

I expect this .....

 

[DragRacer]

And the wank of a donkey for the Mrs!

 

[DragRacer]

And the wank of a donkey for the Mrs!

Vitor wins no matter what with that hot wife of his

 

[Fyreborn]

Vitor Lannister.

Seriously he has a thing going on for lions.

Haha

Eyes of fire and body of lion might happen if a Lannister bred with a Targaryen or Blackfyre...not sure where the gazelle legs would come from though...?

Anyway, he's Vitor "I always repay my debts...with Fire and Blood!" Belfort. Which sounds friggin' badass.

 

[Mau]

Vitor needs to shut up some times.

 

[Winston Wolf]

Haha

Eyes of fire and body of lion might happen if a Lannister bred with a Targaryen or Blackfyre...not sure where the gazelle legs would come from though...?

Anyway, he's Vitor "I always repay my debts...with Fire and Blood!" Belfort. Which sounds friggin' badass.

Closest I can come up with is Baratheon but it's still a bit of a stretch.

 

[FacePlantingPro]

I don't think gazelle legs would support a lion body very well. He'd be like Kimbo.

Change those legs to a chicken and we'd have Jones...

 

[Shishio]

I had eyes of fire once, someone sprayed Axe directly into them lol

 

[BrandDC]

Pathetic losers with empty unfulfilling lives...typical haters. So Vitor used metaphors when describing himself to counter Bisping's "chicken-legs" comment.

Bisping better pray for a decision because I see Belfort ending this fight early via KO/TKO or sub.

He obviously meant he has the speed of a gazelle and strength of a Lion, but there's no reason not to take what he's saying 100% literally if you need the ego boost of calling someone out.

 

[BionicCommando]

MMA's Abe Simpson at it again. Love Vitor's ramblings.