Belfort: "I have the legs of a gazelle, the body of a lion and eyes of fire!"

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  1. IAC

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    Jesus Vitor says some dumb shit.
     
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    I don't think gazelle legs would support a lion body very well. He'd be like Kimbo.
     
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    Win or lose, Belfort always comes to fight! Hope he knock's Bisping out!
     
  5. IAC

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    lol, I know right? Bisping was mocking the size of his legs, that has to be the worst comeback ever.
     
  6. And it would be difficult to see with eyes of fire.
     
  7. wilKO

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    Doesn't make any sense. Hopefully Bisping has the back of a head like a Pachycephalosaur.
     
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    lol
     
  9. drewinthepoo

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    I don't even know how Vitor comes up with something like that, but I dig it.
     
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    Ya honestly I'd like Vitor a lot more if they didn't give him microphones ever and just threw him in the cage. Don't say stupid things back trash talking isn't your thing. Just go in there and knock Bisping's head off
     
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    cmon shoop thread
     
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    Mixing gazelle and lion? Might end up eating yourself man.

    Anyway....He forgot to mention he had the cardio of which animal? That of a sloth? lol just kidding.

    Vitor vs Bisping is 50/50.

    Cant wait, hopefully they'll both be in great shape
     
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    Yeessss Vitor!! Got to love the guy, haha. Hope he does well.
     
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    It all sounds painful.
     
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    :icon_chee lolll
     
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    I do like Vitor, I think some things get lost in translation, however...

    WAR BISPING
     
  18. sedition

    sedition RIP CHI CHENG

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    Maaaybe, the Brazilian translation sounds awesome...ok, probably not
     
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    LOL Vitor sounding like he's cutting a WWE promo
     
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    Well played sir, most people won't get this lol
     

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