Belfort: "I have the legs of a gazelle, the body of a lion and eyes of fire!"

[HaulParris]

I don't think gazelle legs would support a lion body very well. He'd be like Kimbo.

And it would be difficult to see with eyes of fire.

Both excellent points. Essentially, Belfort would be some kind of X-Men character gone wrong:

 

[Porradossaurus]

No shoop yet?

 

[FlyThai**]

I float like a bee and sting like a butterfly son!

 

[Gus Fring]

Someone shoop Vitor with Gazelle legs, a lion body, and eyes of fire.






















And yes, incude Anderson's foot.

 

[Dreaming Dead]

Jesus Vitor says some dumb shit.

lmao

 

[Perrichet]

I love Vitor but he makes me cringe at times

 

[Lethal]

Well, it's a start I guess.

Looking forward to some good shoops in this thread.

 

[Nova44]

He was worse on TUF Brazil, Wanderlei hated everything he said.

 

[Dreaming Dead]

I know he's refering to what Bisping said about him in an interview (he has the body of a lion and the legs of a chicken, IIRC), but the "eyes on fire" part doesn't really translate well at all. Even in portuguese it makes little sense. Come on, Vitor...

 

[Dreaming Dead]

He was worse on TUF Brazil, Wanderlei hated everything he said.

Wand said he was "boring as fuck" (refering to Vitor's endless preaching) :icon_chee

 

[HaulParris]

Not really NSFW, but needs to be seen (and is relevant to Vitor's quote):

Spoiler

 

[Dreaming Dead]

Spoiler

Awesome topic

 

[BrandDC]

Wand was also embarrassingly KO'd by Vitor which probably haunts him years later. I suppose he has a deep-seated reason to hate Vitor.

Wand said he was "boring as fuck" (refering to Vitor's endless preaching) :icon_chee

 

[urnotaslave23]

You guys are funny. Not one person giving him props for not falling into Bispings trash talk game? Vitors being humble and honourable here fellas....

Although his metaphors are usually hilariously confusing....

 

[lapollarecords]

and a horse penis?

 

[bonsaireborn]

That was cheesy as hell.

 

[0vary hugger**]

Gazelle legs and Lion body,does he think he's Jon Jones?

 

[bengt]

Will he be on roids in this fight?

 

[Knife Party**]

and a gas tank slightly better than kimbo's

 

[Lakroy]

The legs of a gazelle, the body of a lion, eyes of fire AND the tongue of a komodo dragon