Being the Disgusting Side Piece

[Dogpound2020]

If he can't keep up at 43 he's impotent. Maybe he's a cuck?

Maybe. Homie doesn’t seem like it judging by his socials though but maybe he is a cuck. He doesn’t know though, or maybe she’s told him I’m gay. I actually did tell her to tell him that, though.

 

[Crazy Source]

Maybe. Homie doesn’t seem like it judging by his socials though but maybe he is a cuck. He doesn’t know though, or maybe she’s told him I’m gay. I actually did tell her to tell him that, though.

If this story of yours is true (and for the sake of conversation I will act as if it is), proceed with caution. Your dicks in the wind here. You don't want it chopped off.

 

[Aurelian]

It does not work like that. Either you are a piece of shit, or you're not.

The thing is, when you behave like the people you call bad, you've become the bad person.

Welp, fellas, I have some baaaad news for you.

 

[Dogpound2020]

If this story of yours is true (and for the sake of conversation I will act as if it is), proceed with caution. Your dicks in the wind here. You don't want it chopped off.

Well it is true. I have to believe he is cheating too though. Especially as he goes on these work trips that start Saturday and end on Wednesday, when the guy works from home?

 

[Crazy Source]

Well it is true. I have to believe he is cheating too though. Especially as he goes on these work trips that start Saturday and end on Wednesday, when the guy works from home?

That's barely a marriage at that point. Bang away.

 

[Crazy Source]

Welp, fellas, I have some baaaad news for you.

What's the bad news, homie? I'm waiting for the punchline.

 

[ssBaldy]

Welp, fellas, I have some baaaad news for you.

I'm not trying ro moralize, I am a piece of shit in that regard. Its just grey morals dont work here.

 

[Dogpound2020]

That's barely a marriage at that point. Bang away.

Thats what I was thinking! It can’t be that hard to get a divorce these days anyways.

 

[Crazy Source]

Thats what I was thinking! It can’t be that hard to get a divorce these days anyways.

Good lord, you're a rookie. I'm telling you from experience, the red flags in this are multiple. The chances of you and her in this scenario riding off into the sunset is....and I say this as a person that measures odds.....10%. If she gives good head, that number jumps to 20%, but the odds of you being unalived by the husband jumps considerably.

 

[Dogpound2020]

Good lord, you're a rookie. I'm telling you from experience, the red flags in this are multiple. The chances of you and her in this scenario riding off into the sunset is....and I say this as a person that measures odds.....10%. If she gives good head, that number jumps to 20%, but the odds of you being unalived by the husband jumps considerably.

Riding off into the sunset? Give your head a shake! . But why would giving good head make him killing me more likely lol?

 

[Crazy Source]

Riding off into the sunset? Give your head a shake! . But why would giving good head make him killing me more likely lol?

I was talking about her giving head. Have fun with your little fantasy. My advice? Pay for some sex. Go to a nice adult club. Talk game to a stripper that does side jobs. Suck some titties! Have fun, brother.

 

[Dogpound2020]

I was talking about her giving head. Have fun with your little fantasy. My advice? Pay for some sex. Go to a nice adult club. Talk game to a stripper that does side jobs. Suck some titties! Have fun, brother.

I'm not paying for sex when I am having it right now. Then again I am taking her to dinner this Friday. No such thing as a trip to the Bahamas I guess

 

[Crazy Source]

I'm not paying for sex when I am having it right now. Then again I am taking her to dinner this Friday. No such thing as a trip to the Bahamas I guess

You say that like it's a badge. "I haven't paid for it!"

Love this AI chat

 

[Michaelangelo]

That’d be awesome. I could be a dad I think?

Will pray for that poor child

 

[Ballsaque]

I have a few times now…. but I’m super confused by this. Either her husband, being a Black man is absolutely terrible in the sack - or I am the next Dirk Diggler (I’m not by any stretch)…. Or she has just always wanted an ethnic child (she’s white).

I literally don't understand the scenario here

 

[I Am Legion]

Just know as much as he is dipping in your soup, you are dipping in his as well. She is the bucket, and there probably is more than just the two of you.

 

[Travis Alexander]

I'm not paying for sex when I am having it right now. Then again I am taking her to dinner this Friday. No such thing as a trip to the Bahamas I guess

This isn’t a real situation. Your not taking the married chick your banging out to dinner this Friday. Friday is literally Valentine’s Day there is zero way a chick your banging that has a husband and kid can just slide out to dinner with another man on fucking Valentines.

You don’t have to lie to kick it sherbro.

 

[Crazy Source]

Just know as much as he is dipping in your soup, you are dipping in his as well. She is the bucket, and there probably is more than just the two of you.

That's what makes me cringe. Who's next?

 

[Crazy Source]

@Travis Alexander You mind if I sig that? "You don't have to lie to kick it, Sherbro." Good stuff.

 

[Kardashians]

This isn’t a real situation. Your not taking the married chick your banging out to dinner this Friday. Friday is literally Valentine’s Day there is zero way a chick your banging that has a husband and kid can just slide out to dinner with another man on fucking Valentines.

You don’t have to lie to kick it sherbro.

Yeah this is where I’m confused, if op is telling the truth.