Being the Disgusting Side Piece

[Domitian]

tl/dr

Don't read then. lmao

 

[fingercuffs]

So back in 2014 I was banging this dudes girlfriend, and one time I went over to hang out and gave him some xanax. He passed out after like 30 minutes and was sleeping like a baby. So after both giving each other oral on the bed right next to him we fucked. He never knew a thing. This was something you'd see in a cheesy porn movie.

Been there. My incredibly abusive cheating ex who ended up stalking me for a month and then burned my house down, as payback I was sleeping with his best friend. He went down on me when I was laying next to the ex in bed passed out.

 

[Domitian]

Been there. My incredibly abusive cheating ex who ended up stalking me for a month and then burned my house down, as payback I was sleeping with his best friend. He went down on me when I was laying next to the ex in bed passed out.

 

[fingercuffs]

Yeah, he spent 3 years in prison for it and got his teeth bashed in while inside.

 

[Domitian]

Yeah, he spent 3 years in prison for it and got his teeth bashed in while inside.

No, I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

 

[fingercuffs]

No, I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

Decades ago now, he said he'd murder me if I left him so I got off lightly really.

 

[Domitian]

Decades ago now, he said he'd murder me if I left him so I got off lightly really.

Did you at least cum on that guys face when laying next to your ex? That's hot.

 

[fingercuffs]

Did you at least cum on that guys face when laying next to your ex? That's hot.

Shall I say I did even though I can' remember? I did take glee in telling him all about it on social media a few years ago just to rub it in.

 

[Domitian]

Shall I say I did even though I can' remember? I did take glee in telling him all about it on social media a few years ago just to rub it in.

I mean, I don't have a problem with it if the guy is a scumbag. People who I think are good people I'm not going to mess with their wives or girlfriends even if I don't really know the person. I think their relationship is already doomed if the woman is looking to cheat but I'd rather not be involved. I kind of regret some opportunities I've turned down though because of knowing their relationship was doomed. I have to keep my integrity intact.

 

[fingercuffs]

I mean, I don't have a problem with it if the guy is a scumbag. People who I think are good people I'm not going to mess with their wives or girlfriends even if I don't really know the person. I think their relationship is already doomed if the woman is looking to cheat but I'd rather not be involved. I kind of regret some opportunities I've turned down though because of knowing their relationship was doomed. I have to keep my integrity intact.

The best friend came onto me but I definitely didn't turn it down, even though he didn't know it was kind of taking the power back. I was a part time barmaid at a local pub and was screwing the landlord who he was shit scared of which felt pretty good as a fuck you too.

 

[Substance Abuse]

The act is getting kind of old for this dog at 36 years old now. My new lady is 31, married for 4 years with a 3 year old daughter. Met her on a subway ride downtown Toronto after the Leafs game a few months back and have been at it ever since.

The other night she messages me afterwards “I could actually feel some of your stuff come out of me, we were laughing so hard” lol. I don’t think marriage is in the cards for me, sherbros.

None of this happened.

You likely sent that message to your dawg, who pounded you, and has been since 2020.