Being the Disgusting Side Piece

[Dogpound2020]

The act is getting kind of old for this dog at 36 years old now. My new lady is 31, married for 4 years with a 3 year old daughter. Met her on a subway ride downtown Toronto after the Leafs game a few months back and have been at it ever since.

The other night she messages me afterwards “I could actually feel some of your stuff come out of me, we were laughing so hard” lol. I don’t think marriage is in the cards for me, sherbros.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[LEWIS540]

Sounds like you’re a 40 year old virgin fantasizing about having an affair, but even in your fantasy you have to be realistic and settle for a 6/10er.

 

[bandicoot]

Imagine being almost 40 and making this thread.

 

[Dogpound2020]

Sounds like you’re a 40 year old virgin fantasizing about having an affair, but even in your fantasy you have to be realistic and settle for a 6/10er.

Rich coming from a Man U fan with over 35K posts.

 

[Crazy Source]

No worries, brother. Have you introduced your penis to her?

 

[Dogpound2020]

No worries, brother. Have you introduced your penis to her?

I have a few times now…. but I’m super confused by this. Either her husband, being a Black man is absolutely terrible in the sack - or I am the next Dirk Diggler (I’m not by any stretch)…. Or she has just always wanted an ethnic child (she’s white).

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

i was with a girl for seven years and no doubt she would have did me dirty like this, then i married a woman i had only known or been with for a small fraction of the time and now been married for a couple years

its like saying friendship isnt for you because someone got betrayed by his buddy one time, grow up

 

[mjmj]

 

[Dogpound2020]

i was with a girl for seven years and no doubt she would have did me dirty like this, then i married a woman i had only known or been with for a small fraction of the time and now been married for a couple years

its like saying friendship isnt for you because someone got betrayed by his buddy one time, grow up

Congrats on your good fortune for sure then, my friend. I guess I’ve just been living life on the sly for that long.

 

[Osculater]

The best advice I can give is to get her pregnant

 

[mb23100]

Wait who is "we"?

 

[Kardashians]

That’s nasty bruh. More info than I needed on a Sunday evening.

 

[Versez]

wtf …

 

[Dogpound2020]

The best advice I can give is to get her pregnant

That’d be awesome. I could be a dad I think?

 

[NoSmilez]

minority on minority aggression.

 

[Osculater]

That’d be awesome. I could be a dad I think?

Or the uncle

 

[Dogpound2020]

minority on minority aggression.

I am Native American. We can’t stay mad at white women though, who can?

 

[Paladin]

The act is getting kind of old for this dog at 36 years old now. My new lady is 31, married for 4 years with a 3 year old daughter. Met her on a subway ride downtown Toronto after the Leafs game a few months back and have been at it ever since.

The other night she messages me afterwards “I could actually feel some of your stuff come out of me, we were laughing so hard” lol. I don’t think marriage is in the cards for me, sherbros.

Give us weekly updates. I want to really see where this ends up

 

[italiamusica]

That’d be awesome. I could be a dad I think?

Yeah, have a kid and bring that innocent person into this fucked up situation...

Just stop being with people who are cheating or in another relationship. No relationship has ever succeeded with the long term side piece becoming the main prize.