I hated the one fucking job that did that sadist 12 paychecks a year bullshit.
2 weeks is bad enough. For fucks sake just pay me on Friday and Id actually work harder, seriously. I'm gonna be a five day champ with a shit the bed and just get by doing the bare minimums that such lazy payroll decisions leave me thinking two people in a diabetic coma of gravy induced barbarism is just a slower and meat curtain arm flap wingin' version of a fist fight I'll throw down over when I show up after my doctor finally lets me Coke back to work with whatever disease I invented until payday cured teh AIDS away