bear breaks into house, plays piano

[Tuf_guy]

This reminds me of the time the man was accused of breaking into his own house, by a cop. This bear was probably at least having an affair with the woman, but she played it off as a burglary to avoid suspicion from her significant other.

Their breakup

 

[Graves The Elder]

bear behavior like that gives one paws to reflect IMO

 

[Fawlty]

While a girl was away at her college
A bear came and ransacked her cottage
She had hoped for a person
But alas, it was ursine
With bearly an interest in frottage

 

[Loiosh]

This dude also plays piano?