bear breaks into house, plays piano

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    https://www.thestar.com/entertainme...colorado-house-but-it-was-no-bear-thoven.html

    Video at link.
     
  2. RichardHarrow

    RichardHarrow 'arrow

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    Did he play FUR-elise?<PandaHi75>
     
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  3. Overpressure

    Overpressure What about the Carny Code?

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    He noticed it was out of tune and got to work.
    Also, the action on the keys was dead so he tightened that up.
     
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  4. John Wang

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    The bear is dominant
     
  5. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Bearthoven is great
     
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    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    This reminds me of the time the man was accused of breaking into his own house, by a cop. This bear was probably at least having an affair with the woman, but she played it off as a burglary to avoid suspicion from her significant other.
     
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  7. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Surprised the bear didn't shit on the white carpet.
     
  8. RollSonnenRoll

    RollSonnenRoll On the square. On the level.

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    Disappointed he didn't break into the Mess Around

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  9. Pwent

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    that was beary adorable
     
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  10. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    Doesn't a bear shit in the woods?
     
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    Son of Jamin Make MMA Great Again

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    His piano playing was unBEARable.
     
  12. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    This seems like something that would happen in Florida
     
  13. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Bears shit in the buckwheat or anywhere they happen to be when they feel the need.
     
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    FacePunch Banned Banned

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  15. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    Naw, this seems like something that would happen in Florida:

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    I guarantee you Floridians have only seen pianos on fancy TV shows. No one's got a piano sitting around their apartment.
     
  16. PubliusVentidius

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    That sounded like one of those 70s horror movies sound effects when there is a dramatic twist.
     
  17. My name is

    My name is Shawn

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    That was disappointing
     
  18. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    OH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWW
    OH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWRRRR
    OH BABY RARAWRRRR RAWRRRRR...
    JITSHIMMAH
     
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    Funniest thread title I've seen since the one about that other bear that broke into a camp site and passed out from drinking 27 beers.
     
  20. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    He's got nothing on this guy.

     

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